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Website: http://AhmadK.com

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May 16, 2008 12:41am

Calibri, Corbel,
Candara, Segoe, no thanks
Times New Roman please

Universal Music: when we get hit with copyright damages, that's "unconstitutionally excessive"

May 14, 2008 10:31pm

there was probably some lawyer working for universal who was like "hey... hey guys. let's try and plead that the charges filed against us are 'unconstitutionally excessive' and see if we can get away with it!"


jerks

US Air Force wants "full control" of "any and all" computers

May 14, 2008 10:30pm

@#4

time to take things offline... and back into the fields?

lol

Again and Again: The OS X desktop as music video

May 13, 2008 6:08am

the girl in the video is so captivating... I must know who she is.


somebody tell me.

1.4GB of personal data recovered from botnet server

May 6, 2008 8:45pm

...tip of the iceberg

Getting baked before shooting AKs at the Taliban: a bad idea.

April 26, 2008 12:05pm

lol, I'm Afghan

Untitled 1

April 24, 2008 9:43pm

I agree with #70

Will Eisner's magazine for Army mechanics

April 22, 2008 10:45am

hey, I go to VCU! I'm actually in the library right now.

wait a minute, I'm actually looking at the comics right now! right behind me, on the fourth floor... some of them are featured in a large bookcase, where they usually feature vintage comic books.

Catnip eyeballs

April 16, 2008 10:50am

yarg, just bought the last one (for now!)

Cupcake waltz

April 15, 2008 8:13am

that was absolutely delightful

Shepard Fairey's covers for Orwell's Animal Farm and 1984

April 14, 2008 11:03am

haha, that's funny because I was just reading this article
http://www.smashingmagazine.com/2008/04/14/excellent-book-covers-and-paperbacks/
and his illustration is featured there too...

Special license plates shield officials from traffic tickets

April 7, 2008 2:38pm

Who controls the British crown?
Who keeps the metric system down?
We do! We do!

Creepily lifelike CGI woman

March 30, 2008 1:34pm

haha, totally reminds me of this creepy flash thing I made freshman year at college. living in the dorms got boring...
http://ahmadk.com/resources/me4D.swf

Bell Canada caught throttling ISPs' net connections

March 26, 2008 6:08am

"This could be the beginning of the end of the Internet."

I'm gonna write down that quote, so when the internet really does get ruined, and I make a film about it... I can say that cory doctorow sorta predicted it.

Torture Device Coloring Book

March 3, 2008 11:03am

can anybody tell me the font in the "infernal device" lettering in the picture up there?

CERN photos in Nat'l. Geo: The God Particle

February 23, 2008 10:19pm

please excuse my last comment. I misread the article.

CERN photos in Nat'l. Geo: The God Particle

February 23, 2008 10:17pm

wait, which photos are by Mr. Bullock? when I click the link provided, it has the same photo you guys featured, except it says "Photograph by Peter Ginter."
And then when I click on the photo gallery, under that same image, it says "Photograph by Maximilien Brice, CERN"
a couple other photos say Mark Thiessen, but no Bullock to be found.

Giant Gort robot model for auction

February 23, 2008 10:09pm

that's funny, I was just talking with a coworker two days ago about Gort. I said to him that I watched The Day the Earth Stood Still the night before (after not having seen it in a long time) and he told me that his friend actually had an awesome model of Gort and he's put it up on eBay. I wonder if this is his auction... I'll have to ask next time I see him

Wondercon '08 photos

February 22, 2008 10:00pm

that yoda mask is just too creepy for me
but I can't stop staring

You Suck at Photoshop #7

February 22, 2008 12:18pm

haha, great ending

Phun: a simulated physics playground

February 20, 2008 10:58am

aw shucks. no os x port yet

World's most complete recorded music collection on eBay

February 18, 2008 10:48pm

beats my local radio station. "no repeat work week" my ass. this would be a no repeat lifetime worth of music

I'm sold!

Short video makes fun of to-do list mania

February 14, 2008 10:37pm

hahaha oh god
I love coming home from work and watching youtube videos late at night

Afghan war rugs in Smithsonian

February 13, 2008 11:17am

back in the early 80's, right after all this cold war hype, my dad had a pretty popular restaurant right on M street in Georgetown... (we're afghan btw)

anyway, pretty much all I remember from it was the giant rugs he had hanging from the walls. some were generic persian-like rugs, but some depicted epic scenes of buzkashi games and such... this article reminded me of that for some reason.


actually, now that I think about it, they were paintings.
oh well. nostalgia ftw

Radiohead to remixer: naw, it's cool, go ahead.

February 13, 2008 10:06am

aw, how cute

Li'l J: hit me up on my mufuggin MySpace.

February 13, 2008 10:04am

I see a new VH1 reality show!

Religious police in Saudi Arabia ban "red items" as part of Valentine's Day crackdown

February 11, 2008 3:23pm

"'Sometimes we deliver the bouquets in the middle of the night or early morning, to avoid suspicion,' one florist said. "

lol, "to avoid suspicion." I guess only in Saudi Arabia this would make sense.

Anonymous Message to Pastafarianism / Leaked FSM video

February 5, 2008 8:05am

in true pastafarian style

Dopplr's spacetimegeist

January 31, 2008 12:08pm

or any combination thereof

Report: some recent iPods won't work with iTunes video rentals

January 29, 2008 9:32pm

I thought this was made clear during the keynote.
either way, I knew about it that day... but it doesn't really make a difference to me. I don't own an iPod

Waiters use nodding trick to boost restaurant tabs

January 28, 2008 9:27am

haha, this is even better than the "jedi mind trick" some of the fellows use at work.
when handing the check back to the guest, they write a small number in the top corner of the receipt and circle it, which is the expected amount of tip (20%) that should be received.
more often than not, the guest leaves 20%+

Artist throws herself at men.

January 24, 2008 8:03am

superman dat ho!

lol, sorry

Beet juice prevents icy streets

January 22, 2008 8:37am

man, I have to peel beets for hours at work. I can't stand those things.

Retro-gamer cupcakes OM NOM NOM NOM

January 22, 2008 8:36am

my goodness, those are beautiful.

The Downfall of HD-DVD (video)

January 16, 2008 6:08am

awesome to the max

Best of Bootie 2007 -- mashups galore!

January 2, 2008 9:32am

haha, site down. think again Bootie. we're all broadband whores. should've released it as a torrent to begin with.

Mashup of all 25 top tracks from 2007

January 2, 2008 8:29am

haha, beautiful (relatively). I'm really digging mash-ups more and more, all because of boingboing

Drunken Xmas brawl at South Pole

December 28, 2007 8:59am

that's like getting in a fight on the moon. awesome either way

Taugshow: Cory, Sean Bonner, Evelyn Fuerlinger, GameJew, Tim Pritlove and Jeff Moss

December 28, 2007 5:08am

you probably won't read this, and I probably will forget to check back, but it was Si Tapas in Richmond VA.

Orangina's furry TV commercial

December 27, 2007 11:09pm

Orangina is not orange soda.

Taugshow: Cory, Sean Bonner, Evelyn Fuerlinger, GameJew, Tim Pritlove and Jeff Moss

December 24, 2007 7:56am

man, I could've swore I saw you (Cory) at the restaurant I work at the other night. I asked one of my coworkers if they knew who Cory Doctorow was, just to get some kind of confirmation of whether or not that guy actually looked like you, but nobody knew who you were in the first place.

damn IRL people

Jayne Mansfield doing the Twist with a chihuahua (video)

December 6, 2007 9:57pm

wow wow wow

1926 poster depicts human as a chemical plant

November 20, 2007 5:31pm

I totally want this as a poster. would it look good if I just printed it out somewhere, like as it is?

Nightmarishly complicated shower in Japan

November 9, 2007 12:43pm

@keneke

seriously.
what is that supposed to mean?

Videos of Ramana's levitations

October 24, 2007 7:29pm

hey, what happened to that other magic trick video you guys had posted? it just disappeared

StormWorm botnet lashes out at security researchers

October 24, 2007 2:18pm

@10
you underestimate the Storm.

Japanese women could be "safer" at night by wearing vending-machine disguises

October 20, 2007 9:33pm

@12, yeah, and I hate steampunk. I just skip over all those articles. maybe you could do that same with posts like this...

Japanese women could be "safer" at night by wearing vending-machine disguises

October 20, 2007 11:33am

I'd rather get raped than wear that thing.

Using the internet to ruin someone's life

October 12, 2007 10:42pm

wow, what a story.
I mean, I've met a few people off the internet, from message boards, but those meetings went just how I suspected (not imagined though). It was awkward. we had nothing to talk about... we didn't know each other and we never met again... but we're all still "normal" on the message that we frequent.

humans, the internet... some weird things happen in this world.

One laptop per prostate massage

October 7, 2007 10:42pm

damn, they took down the listing.

Puzzle: three-way pistol duel

September 21, 2007 11:13pm

http://boards.ign.com/teh_vestibule/b5296/150925734/p1

crushed. there's math there and everything

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