@4 @7: hr y! pls. stp. pstng. bt. th. bk. fr th lv f gd!!!

#18, can you color code all senders from your contact list? It's a pain to create a filter for ALL of my contacts manually, and it requires quite a bit of maintenance when I get a new contact.

Wait, since when do you do "science projects" in college? I'm still a little confused.

This sounds a bit like what happens to me when I am in bed trying to fall asleep -- I start to "hear" voices in my head, little snatches of conversations. It is quite relaxing. I guess cells do get bored!

That's kind of goatsesque.

SURPRISE SUBTEKST

Um, I think you broke my google. :(

It seems odd that they skip global warming. For the scare factor and realisticness, that's a pretty good one.

Well, duh. It stands to reason that it's the opposite of the happy, peaceful utopia that is the North Pole.

If only my mom had known that! Once I yelled at her because she was brushing my hair while I was drawing a Wonder Woman-style outfit on my Barbie doll with magic marker, and it messed me up.

I love the phrase "Unix-grade facial hair". I'm going to try to work that into as many conversations as possible.

groan groan groan groan groan!

seriously, we NEED a unicorn chaser for this one, please.

No, this is awesome, even if you have a green thumb. I have a job, and I do things on the weekends. I can't spend an entire day at home, ever.

Suppose I'd be a better gardener overall if I did, but hey.

@aristan: no, you may not. (#2 beat you to it.)

I guess I don't have terrible cramps, but i've never had them bad enough to make me actually throw up. I think she's throwing up because she's NOT having her period, if you know what I mean.

I have to say, I never thought of the food there as "delicious". It's not really the kind of place you go to for the food. Sort of like Hooters in that sense.

I saw the above South Park episode and laughed wildly all the way through it -- I went through all that as a child! The pangs of longing to go there! My husband thought I was insane.

Xadrian -- yes! Elitches on 38th! The new one will never be the same...

If this was America, the city's police force would be mobilized around the potential threat. It looks like it might be a bomb! Or at least suspicious.

"Rockafeller Skank" is not from the "nineteen-eighties". (Who says that? Besides the New Yorker, I mean?) It's from 1998. That would be the "nineteen-nineties".

I always get so excited when I'm reading in reverse chronological order, like anonymous does, and I see a unicorn chaser! It always means something grimace-inducing is sure to follow... but I was a little disappointed by this chaser chaser. Unicorn rapists don't hold a candle to the Karl Rove's dad piercing pictures. Or goatse, for that matter. :( Get with it, people! Gross me out!

This is why Xeni is my favorite blogger here. It doesn't just rape your address book; it *anally* rapes it.

I don't think Cory would have posted that one!