"I'm gonna find you Crow Dickerson" was the only thing that came to mind

Create a small TrueCrypt volume, 10MB. Name it whatever you wish. Gladly give them the passphrase, which is "I do not consent to having my privacy violated by thug henchmen of a renegade state". Inside are 5000 photos of your middle finger. 5000 photos which will have to be checked for steganography.

Took me 15:22 to get to the best part:

Genmet Crew: ...
Robert A. Fett
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Things I love about this (as a Mac user). I've spent 20 minutes arguing with the writer of iScrobbler about a major usability change that went out with a new minor point release. Safari was very crashy until about 10.5.2, and I don't even really know if they changed anything Sarari related because the RN's are so vague compared to Linux vendors.

When she's singing about AppleTalk, she appears to be holding Ethernet cables rather than the bonehead Mini-DIN Appletalk cables. Which is good, because those sucked.

Unless she's very short, I never really realized how big the Cube actually was. I don't care, I don't care about the heating and performance problems, it was still super cool at the time and I had major cube envy.

@ #1:
You're not buying a lifestyle with a Mac. As a switcher from Linux there's still plenty, PLENTY, that annoys me in my day-to-day stuff because it's not customizable in exactly the ways I want. However it's the best compromise between Linux and "Anything my wife wants to use", meaning Adobe CS3, etc. Personally, every time I go into the Mac store for repairs (which is too often for my tastes), I just want to punch someone.

Bringing us to "hardware just working". My scanner (Canon Canoscan 1250u el-cheapo) just doesn't work. Cisco mailed me a free webcam the other day. That doesn't work. It's a Logitech. I find it unfathomable that the most popular webcam manufacturer on the planet isn't supported. I know a lot of that is due to the manufacturer (like my scanner), but it works JUST FINE in SuSE 10.3.

So yeah, rose colored glasses and all, fun video and fun girl for producing it. I drooled over the SE-30 my computer teacher had when we all had "make do" with Mac Pluses, and still wish I could get my hands on some of the gear she had in the vid.