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Shelby County, TN Sheriff: watch out for photographers and radical greens, they might be terrorists

April 29, 2008 2:27pm

@ 58

With the South I get the sense it goes further than simply talking funny. Stephen Colbert, for instance, grew up in North Carolina and said he dropped his southern accent because it was national television shorthand for stupid. When you make a plastic surgery joke, it is, like the surgery itself, superficial. Making fun of the way Southerners talk/live/love jesus (which represent a collection of stereotypes) all leads up to making fun of a presumed ignorance or stupidity, which is a much more serious insult than "teehee, you talk funny" or "you have more plastic than face now, you do realize that?"

also, i don't know why everyone's taking this poor sheriff to task. if the terrorists bombed graceland, it would be a HUGE psychological victory - and RV sales would tank, as old people across the midsouth would no longer have a reason to sightsee.

Shelby County, TN Sheriff: watch out for photographers and radical greens, they might be terrorists

April 28, 2008 10:53pm

anyone adopting jed clampettisms in their posts - that's a little bit offensive.

i live in shelby county, TN. for the record, i have not the slightest wisp of a southern accent, not that that should really matter.

the contents of this article prove that idiots live here - i cannot possibly contest that.

i take exception because the simple and depressing fact is that idiots live absolutely everywhere, which explains why stuff like this happens absolutely everywhere.

when the posts detailing the same ridiculous IT'S THE TERRORISTS GRAB THEIR CAMERAS BEFORE THEY KILL SOMEONE phenomenon happening in london popped up on this site, why didn't people respond with "if we could get these camera-toting blokes to bog off, we could save london! the terrorists, deprived of photographic guidance, would be completely gobsmacked as to how to bomb us. that would be the dog's bollocks! i say, how about a warm lager, old chum? hahahahahaha man those people who want to steal cameras talk funny, amirite?

London's Spitalfields market: shoot the architecture, we take away your camera

March 31, 2008 8:25am

i agree that this is ridiculous and should meet with civil disobedience, but i'd like to point out the guard wasn't actually trying to steal his camera - they watch you delete the picture, and then you continue on.

happened to me in westminster abbey. thought about responding to the steward (?) in french and wandering away.

i find not being allowed to photograph westminster abbey more ludicrous than the spitalfields thing, because they charge you 10 pounds to walk in the door.

on a side note, spitalfields is where jack the ripper did his thing.

It's Raining McCain (video)

March 22, 2008 9:00pm

this is an evil imitation of obama's yes we can video.

it's like dark link.

Crocodile jumps at annoying man trying to pose for photo

March 5, 2008 4:08pm

"I didn't realize crocs were so aggressive."


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Texas students shut down highway and march 7 miles to vote in gerrymandered district

February 23, 2008 1:17am

#2 -

common practice (at least where i go to school) is to place a voting center directly on campus. no, 7 miles is not a long distance, but fewer college students will vote if they have to drive 7 miles instead of simply popping into the university center on their way to class, casting their vote, and getting on with their day.

and the goal of an effective protest is to create some sort of disruption to garner attention, and in preventing many, many people from getting places on time they've done just that.

"Why Beautiful People Have More Daughters" interview

October 22, 2007 9:58pm

I'm certainly a dabbler in this area so perhaps I'm missing some hidden subtlety, but it's completely baffling to me that anyone that professes even a rudimentary understanding of evolution could posit a thesis that seems to assert that change leads to evolutionary stagnation and that stagnation leads to evolutionary change. change necessitates adaptation, change DRIVES evolution.

also, how can he POSSIBLY find a control to validate his unfounded assertion that evolution is at a standstill?

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