Great stuff!

Please, Mom, just one more game!

If I had the bricks to do so (as it stands I have barely enough to make one of those), I would totally one-up him by making a man-sized chess set. Minus the kings, so that each player would take the king's place.

I've yet to hear anything good about the TSA. This does not change my mind.

All it needs is a rotating Nerf-gun turret and a small platoon of escorts, and you have yourself the ultimate armored office battalion.

Mario in Doom? Been done a few times. Know what's really impressive? Pac-Man in Doom, the 2004 edition: http://www.doomworld.com/idgames/index.php?id=12493 (requires ZDoom)

#5, you might be able to, with enough cans - the man who built home furniture out of USPS parcel boxes and poster tubes comes to mind. If it can't bear a load on its own, just stick another one to it.

Netscape Communicator was my first browser. I loved it so dearly. I admit I was an Internet Explorer user for about a year after that, but then I discovered Opera, later Mozilla, and now I am a devout Firefox user.

Ye shall be missed, O Netscape.

Wing Commander 2's classic introduction cutscene comes to mind: "I'm not guilty, sir. I won't sign it!"

Is it just me, or are Joel's posts getting more...esoteric?

Even if it were optical, I'd still be saying "Meh, outdated" - I love my laser mouse. ^_^

Lord help whoever misinterprets the instructions for this goat and, instead of putting his losing tickets in it, ends up feeding the goat his hard-earned money instead...

As fragile as cakes tend to be, they probably build a lot better than the LEGO Eggo waffles that are on shelves these days. I actually tried building with them, both frozen and toasted. Neither worked =P

I almost read "transgender". So there's another possible misread.

This reminds me of the Sanrio Beretta 93R that somebody made as a graphics hack for Half-Life.

Well, bacon is the candy bar of meats, after all!