Whatever, I'm not worried about anything happening to it. Face melting issues aside, no terrorist is going to blow it up.

YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT'S INSIDE OF IT JUST AS MUCH AS I DO, DOCTOR JONES!

Bills get shot down in the Senate because there are a hundred senators. It's easier to control and bribe a hundred politicians than the far more populated House of Representatives.

I'm not basing this on anything other than Wikipedia.

Is that thing solar powered? I thought it wasn't feasible.

I wonder if Bluebook explains how to cite to this thing yet.

Ugh, that must've been like a train pulling up to Auschwitz for those cows.

But there aren't any nipples or a codpiece on it. How is that anatomically correct?

I thought he was supposed to be the alternative to the conservatives.

I'll still never forgive him for taking over Sark and trying to kill Tron.

No taxation without AdSense Solicitation!

Aw c'mon, it's only a matter of time. People are making money online, governments are always broke, and then you-know-what happens.

No clickwrap contract for you!

Nice read, I can't even imagine what my response would be to a Judge if they asked me if I felt bad after being arrested for porn.

"Um...this was illegal at one point?"

Baby, you must be regularly menstruating, because I've been thinking about you all month!