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BBC documentary maker compares injections of THC and cannabidiol

August 12, 2008 9:44pm

Should I Smoke Dope?

I guess "dope" is still used to refer to weed in England?

If you're in the States and someone offers you dope, you might be a little surprised by what you get...

Campaign to grow vegetable garden on White House lawn

August 4, 2008 9:18am

When WWII ended, home gardeners were producing 40 percent of the United States' produce.

That's a tiny bit misleading. According to Wikipedia, Victory Gardens accounted for *up to* 40% of *vegetable* produce in the US. That statistic also has no source cited.

Kid dressed as The Joker arrested for supervillainous crime of poster theft

July 29, 2008 3:21pm

OMG... It's Jimmy Cooper!


(The main character in Quadrophenia, played by Phil Daniels)

Shanghainese disco bunny steals UK govt official's heart, nicks his Blackberry

July 20, 2008 7:04am

So... his Blackberry goes missing, and that means it was definitely stolen... by a *spy* no less?

There's no chance he just *dropped* it somewhere, is there?

Flower power/acid house mashup album

July 19, 2008 9:39am

IDK/DC about the dates or whatever... but the second track "Pinball Wizard in the Drivers Seat" is just entirely too much fun.

Ravers blinded by laser

July 14, 2008 9:31pm

Wait...

They still have raves?

Elfquest to become a movie?

July 9, 2008 4:08pm

I'll believe it when I see it.

Elfquest seems a bit cursed in all arenas. I wouldn't be the least bit surprised to see this go into production hell.

Also, I doubt it will be traditional animation at all. I doubt it would even be digital 2D work. Hollywood seems to have decided that if it isn't 3D, it isn't worth making.

Basically, I refuse to get at all excited until I see a trailer with a "Coming to theaters" date on it.

The Phoenix TV series

July 5, 2008 5:44pm

I freakin' *loved* this show when I was a kid.

Body armor developer shoots himself (video)

July 5, 2008 5:38pm

Yeah. I used to deliver pizzas, too. I never carried a gun, nor did I when I drove cab (which, although illegal to do so in the sate where I worked, many drivers did) and OTR (Federally illegal, but still people do it).

And... I never killed anyone.

I did have two incidents where I cancelled deliveries because I was sketched out. I got reamed by my boss both times, but as I explained to him, it's not worth getting killed or hospitalized or even just slightly injured to me. If he thought I should be fired, that was fine. Still not worth it to me. No one else volunteered to take the pizzas when I explained what made me so nervous; and predictably enough, no one called to complain about not getting their pizzas.

Body armor developer shoots himself (video)

July 5, 2008 12:51pm

The wiki page says that he was shot in the incident, too. Something not mentioned in the video.

The thing that gets me, is that in the video, he says that he pulled the gun and hid it under the box while still thinking this was going to be an ordinary delivery.

My question is...

If he was armed when he turned the corner, could it not be argued that "attackers" shot in self defense?

Crazy "agreement" on calorie-counting site

February 25, 2008 8:49am

Their Agreement page now forwards to "Calories Burned During Sex."

Somewhere there has a sense of humor :)

Giant real-world game of Risk played on college campuses

February 22, 2008 7:04am

I thought the same thing as zippyspincycle...

or that in a few months, you'll hear a story of a campus being shut down because security mistakes the map as some kind of terrorist planning utility.

We should start a pool.

Real estate agents sue Google for links to stories about them

February 8, 2008 6:51pm

I'm going to write a scathing, defamatory article about myself, and then sue everyone who links to it.

Just watch: this will be the revenue model of Web 3.0.

Unicorn chaser

February 7, 2008 4:03pm

If anyone is having trouble reading the URL, it's agitatorscollective.com. They have images of themeslves painting it on their site

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