The good thing about the preprinted stickers is that they have that extra credibility, they look like they are official. It's more fun the more people fall for the joke.

Dear "Outrage, fury, disgust, and an involuntary sue response are more consistent with my feelings.", Yup, they gave those away in Maxim Magazine a few years ago, along with several other (equally witty) ones. I'm surprised nobody remembered that. Well, maybe I'm not that surprised...

Maybe I've been living in the Northeast too long, but I find the "cute and perky" thing annoying. I'd like it better if they would have an option to cut the crap. Or, maybe, configurable personalities? A surly plugin? "OK, boss, here's your motherhopping reminder, now you better not ask me for anything else today"