I'm sorry Mr. Ohyama, we're going to need to take your camera, make a list of all of your contacts in your cel phone and hold you here until we figure out what to do with you. Why do you need to take pictures around here anyway? Don't you know that's what terrorists do?

YES! I stumbled across that BBC doc a while back. This may be great, except for the George Clooney part... makes me wonder where this is headed. A dreamy nutjob who woos women and kills goats with his mind? And what if he gets them mixed up?

Penguins do it down south!