Thank you, Jesus! And thank you, BoingBoing! I needed a good laugh, and this left me in tears...
"A Directory of Wonderful Things", indeed.

Looks to me like the chassis for Hedonismbot, from Futurama:
http://futurama.wikia.com/wiki/Hedonismbot

I notice that the laptop on the podium in front of her isn't an XO. This is the one that's actually being used - not just waved around.