Can a person who commits suicide be a "victim?"

I downloaded them in mp3 directly from the site... iTunes not needed.

yes. this is all very exciting. can someone please teach mycologists to speel and use gramar chekand edit tols for bad apprnceto intllegnt mke seem?

Along with #48, I would like to be pointed in a tutorial direction. I have left my router open and named "linksys" for as long as I've had it. I agree with the principle of leaving it open, but it's also because I don't fully understand how to manage it otherwise. Plus, as has been said aplenty, when my friends and mom come over, they turn on their laptops and go. seems so easy.

but seriously, can someone point me in the direction of where to learn? I obviously know how to type in boingboing.net, but more than that I... um... not have way.

Nothing makes me want to commit misdemeanor assault like this does.

I remember that time I was swilling grog, um I mean getting bolted on shellac...

I love it that this is posted under "Health."

I agree. Worst boingboing post ever.

Crap. I do not like this new layout.

I think this is the greatest technology ever. Up yours chemical-slut, earth polluting, sht-battery making motherfkrs!

Thanks for the prune juice mythbust. I remember free samples of Hot DP in my local Safeway in Kilgore, Tx sometime in the 80's. It's true that a Hot DP is best complimented by a lemon wedge.

Maybe it's only pot at the end of the rainbow.

I think the forward-minded denizens of NYC would willingly submit to the erection of such an obelisk despite its overt phallicism. Wait, do you mean that it looks like a giant penis complete with urethra?

Fingernails.

Dear God how can we help?

This theory does not explain the stories about finding fingernails or a penny in an excised appendix. But then again, maybe the little guy knows that such items are also hearty sources of delicious bacteria.

now all i can think of is how badly i need a parking meter... i wonder what the fine is for stealing one. also, i can't wait to hear what this guy's sentence is

I think the gods arranged a win for Bunky so that we all might have this holy chuckle.