This woman didn't have any nerves left to feel the pain in that area, and scratched away for years.

Just curious: why was she scratching if she didn't have any nerves in that area? Don't you need nerves in order to itch?

If you don't have wireless does this mean your computer has to be near the TV?

He had a great bit on FM&AM about an undercover narc's first day on the job and how he didn't know that "shit" was a euphemism for weed:

Narc: Well how much is the "shit"?
Dealer: I can let you have 2 ounces for $90, man.
Narc: Must be good "shit."
Dealer: You gonna want some papers with that?
Narc: Yes, better let me have a roll or two.

There is no joy in White Harlem tonight.

Supposedly if you fill a narrow-necked glass jug with water bees will find their way to it but won't be able to fly out of the water due to the narrow neck.

Happy birthday to your grandma!

What's really neat is to consider when centarians+ were the age you are now. Your grandma was my age (41) in 1942.