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Report: Chinese factory producing "Free Tibet" flags for export

April 30, 2008 7:17pm

One would think with all those Tibetan prayer flags are being sold in every headshops, the Tibetans would have some kind of textile manufacturing facilities.

Apparently not...


Chinese diagram: cooking chicken with beer

February 14, 2008 12:56pm

The ingredient written as "Xianggu" in the diagram is Lentinus edodes, aka. Shiitake mushroom.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shiitake

Graceful curved scissor bracelet

January 16, 2008 8:48am

Are you allowed to run with those on?

The punishments of China: 1804 book

January 4, 2008 1:41pm

My personal favorite torture instrument is called "pear of anguish" & here is a photo of it:

http://www.tian.cc/2007/01/vacation-in-austria.html

Adobe Creative Suite fails "catastrophically" thanks to DRM

January 3, 2008 3:09pm

If only he would just install the bootlegged version, this would've never happen.

Beijing restaurant serves "Wikipedia"

December 3, 2007 7:24pm

That is nothing. I dare you to try this "fuck the frog rice" dish from a cafe in Shanghai, China:

http://www.tian.cc/2007/11/fuckthefrogrice.html

Webby Awards: Most Influential Online Videos of All Time

November 27, 2007 11:03am

What about all those spoof movie trailers made with Brokeback Mountain soundtracks?

Amazing dice stacking video

September 28, 2007 2:53pm

What is the point of stacking and restacking dice?

Nike's American Indian sneaker

September 26, 2007 12:09pm

Will there be Apple iFlask to go with these sneakers?

Poster of recommended and forbidden words for Chinese store clerks

September 24, 2007 4:45pm

I am also surprised to see the following phrase is not listed in the Forbidden Words:

買不買? 不買拉倒,滾蛋!

Which means:

[Do you want to] buy or not? If not, go fuck off!


-Tian

Disclaimer: I maintain a website that keeps track of misuse of Chinese characters in the West.

www.hanzismatter.com

Poster of recommended and forbidden words for Chinese store clerks

September 24, 2007 4:39pm

Micah,

#10 瞧你那德性! should be translated in English as "[Just] look at your attitude!"

Black market abalone traded for meth ingredients in South Africa

September 24, 2007 1:15pm

It is nice to see someone has finally responded to this Chinese organized crime recruiting ad:

http://www.tian.cc/2005/05/chinese-criminal-organization.html

Poster of recommended and forbidden words for Chinese store clerks

September 24, 2007 12:58pm

#8 If you can't afford it, don't bother ask.

#9 Are you a man (or a pussy)?

#10 Just look at you (does not seem to be someone that can afford this).

Puzzle: three-way pistol duel

September 21, 2007 3:42pm

Shoot yourself in the temple and ends the misery.

Japanese man documents the life of a vending machine

September 21, 2007 3:41pm

It reminded me of the French film, Amelie, where she tracks down a photo-booth repair man.

Trent Reznor to China: download our music, don't buy it from pirates

September 13, 2007 10:12am

www.skreemr.com is an excellent search engine for mp3s.

Disney toys made under conditions that violate Chinese labor laws

September 13, 2007 8:38am

The vertical banner on the left says "[heaven/god] wipe out Disney", and "[Support] Chinese workers" on the right.

The banner on the ground says "Seeking Mickey's heart [ethnics]".

Does this mean Chinese-made Disney toys equal the new "blood diamond"?

Maricopa County Sheriff's Department burn down a house and kill puppy over traffic citations

September 10, 2007 10:49am

The article in Phoenix Newtimes is from 2005.

IT Crowd Season 2, Episode 3: Great anti-piracy PSA sendup

September 8, 2007 9:03pm

It was hilarious.

Cory,

If you are in China, try these two places to access outside of the Great Firewall of China:

http://anonymouse.org/

http://www.econsultant.com/proxylist/index.html

NASA could use a better slogan. Got one?

September 7, 2007 1:52pm

NASA, We are flaming HOT!

Dumpster filled with fortune cookies

September 4, 2007 10:22am

Perhaps the reason these cookies are dumped is because they were stuffed with misprinted fortune notes, as I have documented here:

http://www.hanzismatter.com/2005/09/bad-fortune.html

US officials claim China's military hacked into Pentagon network

September 3, 2007 6:33pm

This is such old news.

I saw this coming in Jan. of 2005:

http://www.tian.cc/2005/01/chinese-military-train-soldiers-to-be.html

This could be a distraction away from how terrible of a job the Bush Admins. are doing right now.


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