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Tian
Report: Chinese factory producing "Free Tibet" flags for export
April 30, 2008 7:17pm
Protest inside Tibet captured on tourists' cameras
March 20, 2008 2:43pm
Tibet: more deaths, injuries in Lhasa as crackdown grows
March 20, 2008 2:41pm
Chinese diagram: cooking chicken with beer
February 14, 2008 12:56pm
The ingredient written as "Xianggu" in the diagram is Lentinus edodes, aka. Shiitake mushroom.
The punishments of China: 1804 book
January 4, 2008 1:41pm
My personal favorite torture instrument is called "pear of anguish" & here is a photo of it:
Adobe Creative Suite fails "catastrophically" thanks to DRM
January 3, 2008 3:09pm
If only he would just install the bootlegged version, this would've never happen.
Beijing restaurant serves "Wikipedia"
December 3, 2007 7:24pm
That is nothing. I dare you to try this "fuck the frog rice" dish from a cafe in Shanghai, China:
Webby Awards: Most Influential Online Videos of All Time
November 27, 2007 11:03am
What about all those spoof movie trailers made with Brokeback Mountain soundtracks?
Amazing dice stacking video
September 28, 2007 2:53pm
What is the point of stacking and restacking dice?
Nike's American Indian sneaker
September 26, 2007 12:09pm
Will there be Apple iFlask to go with these sneakers?
Poster of recommended and forbidden words for Chinese store clerks
September 24, 2007 4:45pm
I am also surprised to see the following phrase is not listed in the Forbidden Words:
買不買? 不買拉倒,滾蛋!
Which means:
[Do you want to] buy or not? If not, go fuck off!
-Tian
Disclaimer: I maintain a website that keeps track of misuse of Chinese characters in the West.
www.hanzismatter.com
Poster of recommended and forbidden words for Chinese store clerks
September 24, 2007 4:39pm
Micah,
#10 瞧你那德性! should be translated in English as "[Just] look at your attitude!"
Black market abalone traded for meth ingredients in South Africa
September 24, 2007 1:15pm
It is nice to see someone has finally responded to this Chinese organized crime recruiting ad:
http://www.tian.cc/2005/05/chinese-criminal-organization.html
Poster of recommended and forbidden words for Chinese store clerks
September 24, 2007 12:58pm
#8 If you can't afford it, don't bother ask.
#9 Are you a man (or a pussy)?
#10 Just look at you (does not seem to be someone that can afford this).
Puzzle: three-way pistol duel
September 21, 2007 3:42pm
Shoot yourself in the temple and ends the misery.
Japanese man documents the life of a vending machine
September 21, 2007 3:41pm
It reminded me of the French film, Amelie, where she tracks down a photo-booth repair man.
Trent Reznor to China: download our music, don't buy it from pirates
September 13, 2007 10:12am
www.skreemr.com is an excellent search engine for mp3s.
Disney toys made under conditions that violate Chinese labor laws
September 13, 2007 8:38am
The vertical banner on the left says "[heaven/god] wipe out Disney", and "[Support] Chinese workers" on the right.
The banner on the ground says "Seeking Mickey's heart [ethnics]".
Does this mean Chinese-made Disney toys equal the new "blood diamond"?
Maricopa County Sheriff's Department burn down a house and kill puppy over traffic citations
September 10, 2007 10:50am
2004. Sorry.
Maricopa County Sheriff's Department burn down a house and kill puppy over traffic citations
September 10, 2007 10:49am
The article in Phoenix Newtimes is from 2005.
IT Crowd Season 2, Episode 3: Great anti-piracy PSA sendup
September 8, 2007 9:03pm
It was hilarious.
Cory,
If you are in China, try these two places to access outside of the Great Firewall of China:
Dumpster filled with fortune cookies
September 4, 2007 10:22am
Perhaps the reason these cookies are dumped is because they were stuffed with misprinted fortune notes, as I have documented here:
US officials claim China's military hacked into Pentagon network
September 3, 2007 6:33pm
This is such old news.
I saw this coming in Jan. of 2005:
http://www.tian.cc/2005/01/chinese-military-train-soldiers-to-be.html
This could be a distraction away from how terrible of a job the Bush Admins. are doing right now.
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One would think with all those Tibetan prayer flags are being sold in every headshops, the Tibetans would have some kind of textile manufacturing facilities.
Apparently not...