Here's a Jukebox from hell you can torture co-workers with;
http://www.imeem.com/norondor/playlist/soqjlxuP/worst_pop_songs_ever_music_playlist/

Anywhere know where the USS Jimmy Carter is? Oh right..the Pershing Gulf.

Check out all the cool "daa center" crago bays they have for "fiber optic service"
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/USS_Jimmy_Carter

Sounds like a listening session gone awry.