Hope you do get one. If you do, though, give it a shot. The keg means minimal light-to-beer contact i.e., the isohumulones in the hop acids don't break down into 3-methyl-2-butene-1-thiol nearly as readily as they do in the green glass bottles.

Cans/kegs: old timey beer gadgets that happen to make a huge difference in the beers they contain. Especially those horrifically packaged in clear or green bottles.

Glad I wasn't the only one bemoaning the lack of actuarial versions.

Actuaries probably do it
Actuaries do it continuously and discretely
Actuaries do it with varying rates of interest

Sure glad their HDPE bottles aren't changing. http://www.nalgene-outdoor.com/store/SearchResult.aspx?CategoryID=38

Well, all I can say is I hope they make sure he doesn't hand them 9,998 $1 bills capped by two $100 bills!

WILEY: Go one further. By playing the MP3 through speakers--thus "transmitting" waves of information through the air--am I violating the agreement? Sounds like an invitation to this: Sued for playing the radio.

Pretty soon the record labels will kill off the market for speakers; you can't play that music so other people can hear it! It violates the license!

Well, someone in the government had to pay the service providers back for letting them tap the switches, right?