Happy Mutant Profile
Mark Temporis
HOWTO trick McDonald's into serving you "breakfast" at lunchtime and vice-versa
July 11, 2008 11:00am
What it's like to fly with no ID under TSA's new rules
June 24, 2008 1:59am
They absolutely ARE restricting domestic travel! I live in Hawaii: we need a plane to go between CITIES! Thankfully, TSA restrictions are a bit lighter for commuter airlines (I work at one)
We have to be real hardcore about IDs, but we can let you keep your water. I think it's a good tradeoff.
Nanoengineers created blackest-ever black metal
June 3, 2008 11:19pm
Blacker than the blackest night, times a thousand!
HOWTO make "rotten shark"
May 21, 2008 4:07pm
Shark can be good, I understand. But that one sounds nasty.
That No Reservations episode is the best one of the series, IMO.
frog Design's electronic facemask re-skins reality
May 16, 2008 10:44pm
I want a plugin that turns the world into an RTS like CounterStrike or Half-Life II, or even DOOM.
Unfortunately, this would probably have applications in desensitizing soldiers to killin'.
Honor payment system problems at unmanned produce stands in Japan
April 15, 2008 2:57pm
80% to 90% is great for honor-pay, isn't it? I know actual traditional systems don't usually have that level of compliance, unless he's separating it from other lossage.
In which case it's still pretty good, innit?
2001: A Space Odyssey revisited after 40 years
April 5, 2008 2:00pm
I always have a problem around the part where one of the astronauts goes EVA; there's this odd breathing sound effect which synchronizes my breathing and puts me to sleep.
I think this is how my folks used to put me to sleep.
Sex offender ordered to keep warning signs on car and house
March 26, 2008 5:59pm
The issue of a sex offender registry is different from pedophile registration. In some locales, PISSING IN PUBLIC gets you tagged as a sex offender for life.
Science fiction authors offer unusual Homeland Security Advice
March 26, 2008 3:18pm
Ellison's craziness isn't terrible or anything; it's the familiar luddism of people of his age who don't understand the Internet and see it eating their lunch.
Niven's statements, taken at face value, are evil. In the past, I understood he had a problem with gay Kzin, too. He and Pournelle are part of the strange cadre of SF writers who can't or won't understand the Internet either. It makes them sound like cranky old men, and makes one wonder who ate the brain of the visionary that used to be there.
Skeptic giggles on Indian national TV as mystic totally fails to curse him to death
March 25, 2008 9:52pm
In occultism, Tantric magic is best known for its incorporation of sex. In a more prosaic sense, it's major selling point/use is the ability for men well-trained in tantra to hold their orgasm for a very long period of time.
Sting, for one (the musician, not the wrestler) has claimed to last as long as seven hours at a stretch using such techniques.
So, yeah, most tantrics probably have better things to do than cast death spells. ;-)
Futuristic public toilet in London
February 26, 2008 12:20am
Second the notion it's not Comic Sans. The "t" looks too much like a Christian cross, and it has too much character to it; it looks more like "Village" (The Prisoner font), but that's serifed so its not.
These are new? I saw similar ones in France years ago-(God, like twenty...shit, I'm old). I cleverly figured I'd cheat the machines and let one of my fellow-travelers enter as I left.
I got to poo, and he entered right when it started its self-cleaning cycle.
So, I got my money's worth at least.
Second poster--does your comment mean the self-cleaning thing doesn't work anymore? Pity, as that actually made paying to go potty worth the money. Why pay if it stinks worse than a blind alley?
Has Hillary Clinton seen the video for the Golden Earring song she plays?
January 28, 2008 3:12pm
Hey, Jon, Canadian? This song has that beat: Golden Earring are German!
Tickler brand ukulele T-shirt
January 24, 2008 6:57pm
The bipedal kitties make the whole picture. Very cute.
Midwest airlines to passenger who was screwed over and shouted at: we did nothing wrong and owe you nothing
January 8, 2008 7:26am
Sounds like an asshole, says the guy (me) who works for a small commuter airline. That said, I nearly threatened to put a couple on a no-fly list for giving me some lip after my airline screwed up (cancelled) their flight. Luckily for them, I came to my senses before speaking and just hung up on 'em.
Japan's chief cabinet secretary says alien spacecraft are real
December 19, 2007 6:53pm
Really, as long as wackjobs like Huckabee are serious candidates here, we in the U.S. have no business ridiculing this guy. Aliens aren't any more ridiculous than a 4000 year old earth.
MTV declares music industry "broken" -- and backs it up
December 18, 2007 10:23pm
So, does this mean that if we live somewhere an artist is never going to appear, that we are STEALING MUSIC?
Bionic cat X-ray
November 27, 2007 12:25pm
Yeah, Elaine. I would be so freaked out if my kitty fell off the balcony ONCE that he would be an indoors kitty for the rest of his life.
Top 60 Japanese buzzwords of 2007
November 19, 2007 1:15pm
I see the purpose for this, but that is the saddest thing I've seen in...uh, the last hour I guess. (Read the Amber story yesterday, so I can't say this is the saddest thing I've seen in a long time.)
Video report on cow-eating tree
October 28, 2007 5:20pm
I am fairly sure the X-Files like music is from the remixed long version of the X-Files theme from Mark Snow's "The Truth and the Light".
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At least where I am, all the major food chains serve breakfast and lunch food all day. Jack in the Box started this, and I think they do it nationwide.
I wish we had Sonics, though. That new Toaster thingy with Pepper Jack cheese looks yummy.