This was *oh* so satisfying to watch. I should make the sequel with scab picking!

I actually had this exact same situation happen to me in the form of Mandarins (at Logan as well). I (stupidly or not, I'm not sure) ate them quickly after being told of the $300 fine, and when the customs agent returned I had but an 1/8th of a Mandarin left. He was very angry but after showing what was left of the evidence to his boss, told me that I was lucky they were busy and I could go.

I found the whole situation really ridiculous and felt that I was being treated as a foreign infiltrator of some sorts and not an American citizen.