The first time any DM of mine included this table, he hit his dice, flipped a few pages, and stared intently at the page for a few seconds.

"What's wrong, Dean?"
"Nothing, nothing. Sec."

Fifteen seconds go by.

"Aaaaannndd?"
"Uh.."
"Are we all dead or something?"

Pause. Flipping through the book, his notes..

"Guys. It says 'Saucy tart'. What the hell is that? It's supposed to be some kind of demon, right?"

Oh, come now. I've done 90% of that list, and I'm only thirty(-something). Heck, I've done twenty or so of those things in the last month.

Just because you can get away with not knowing how to cook a wet ignition coil, IPL their IBM, or operate a cartridge tape drive doesn't mean some of us don't do it on a daily basis!