If Dyson wants to hire a 151st person to throw (and/or smash) his vacuums on the floor, he can find my resume by googling my user name.

... will smash any other prototypes he may be working on for $'s.

THANKS
TSB

Does he have any green building ideas we might steal?

Solar panels, windmills, hydro-electric, green roofs -- these things should all look cool by virtue of being relatively new inventions. But, somehow, they all look the same and kind of sucky.

Teh future, we wantz it.

"Finally, a spout that embraces your mouth!"

FINALLY

Which part of Adam did God use to make this beautiful creature?

Oh, wait, too expensive.

But will it scrape my lungs clean?

Europeans must be brought to their knees on this issue.

Far too many times has my more-than-adequate cell coverage been mocked by some misinformed Danish prig.

YES YES YES, more gadget hate!!!

BURN!

Sure that's not the shifter from a riding mower or tractor? ... which would make more sense than a video game joystick being in your yard.

I remember that thing being between the "turtle" and "rabbit" icons.

I would like products that are inexpensive and do not burn my balls.

Courier, reminiscent
of typewritten past
and, sadly, the Drudge Report

My friend Ponkamon (Panda) says:

Yes....actually they are all urban legends. There are tons of tales about these ghosts. The first one is a female-only ghost (one with head, heart, and stomach floating around) you will become that kind of ghost only through saliva....pretty much if you made out with one, you become one...hehe The second one is a male-only ghost (the one with 2 bamboo trays strapped on his arms). The third one is also a female ghost. The spirits only live in a banana tree. At night they come out and seduce human men to become their husbands....if the guys fell into their traps, the guys can't come back to earth and have to stay in spirit world forever. The forth one is a human whore. we call them jackfruit ghost...just because most hookers in bkk are always waiting for clients under jackfruit trees....isn't it funny?? The last one is the tall ghost. They are super tall. But they did bad deeds when they were human. So they're born again as tall ghosts. They have mouth as big as a needle. But they are always hungry and have to come out at night to eat trash.

How do you eat trash with a mouth the size of a needle? Sucks to be a ghost.

jobs is the sort of frothing type-a elitist that makes me want to run away to the hills with nothing save a machete and drywall bucket and forget this materialistic world ever happened

although i do own a mac

OMFG, right because a standard jack is too hard to figure out and ... less safe?

Kaboom!