The thought of not only you but many, many other materialistic scenester assholes (in hippest Brooklyn, of course) all playing Atari all at once makes me want the revolution to come that much sooner.

You and your cohort are enormous walking punchlines. It's funny watching old people desperately try to hang onto their long gone youth.

Move back to the suburbs from where you came and give the city back to the people who grew up there. Stop jacking up my rent, asshole.