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Samuel Tinianow

Man placed on sex offenders register for sex with bike

October 29, 2007 2:35pm

Despite popular belief, Americans know what pavement is, thx.

Disney's coprophilic cookbook

October 24, 2007 3:24pm

Yes, but "The House at Pooh Corner" isn't a terribly fortunate title itself.

Flyer for an awesome dog

October 24, 2007 3:22pm

Huskies are routinely weirdly awesome. Or awesomely weird. Like Chairman Mischa:
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Weird interruption of Ray Bradbury play

October 23, 2007 4:10pm

As Mr. Bradbury knows, we've never had a problem with censorship in this country. All our problems come from TV and minorities.

Netherlands bans magic mushrooms

October 12, 2007 7:45pm

Sadly, reasonable and intelligent people whom this affects will probably do nothing about this. Either there aren't enough people who care to fix things or the government isn't listening. hmmm. What do ya'll think?

Yeah, it's a wonder that every reasonable, intelligent person in the Netherlands--nay, the world-- doesn't immediately turn their attention to the legal status of 'shrooms. I mean, seriously, it's hard to think of a more pressing issue today than the legal status of 'shrooms. I know, for my part, that I will shed a tear for all the British weekenders and American students whose already-bleak lives will be made so much harder by this tyrannical law.

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