now can we have a version which mimics my nagging, jewish mother, for authenticity? a small black device which emits the voice of an embarassingly ethnic stereotype?

"don't eat so fast - you're going to choke !!! now stop, chew, chew - OK so now take another bite. your father, God rest his soul, he would be horrified to see you stuffing yourself like that... what, you don't want any more? full already? you're going to starve not eating like that - here, have some more, but remeber to chew slowly !!!"

oy.

I'm with jack. these kids were stealing plain and simple, and the adults weren't doing anything about it - until now. I'll bet that kid who got his fingers pinched never steals again, and is better for it. many kids experiment with stealing, until they're stopped (if they're stopped) - points to the bright kid who set the trap for bringing some sort of consequences

... are we reading the same blog? unfortunately, the only part I found funny was when she slagged off on Father Brown - maybe she does better work when threatened?

this whole girl-on-girl, cross species thing sounds like a bad animal planet remake of those lesbian prison films of the 50's and 60's, etc., I'm just wondering who they're going to get to play the abusive butch guard... I hear Alice from The Brady Bunch could use the work

@Mithras: harassment by The Gorilla Foundation, not by Koko, as Koko is legally property, not an employee

... but did koko demand soft p0rn music as well? bow chicka wow

I think the closure of the first post ("I think the average Ikea shopper (maybe not the average Walmart shopper) should be able to figure those charts out.") may be more relevant than realized:

if you can't figure this diagram out, then you won't be able to figure the IKEA assembly diagrams out, therefore IKEA would prefer you not shop there and then later complain about their assembly diagrams

this isn't bad infographics - it's a pre-emptive strike