I'm Dwight D. Eisenhower, and I approve this message.

Any bets on what his tombstone will look like? Perhaps I could cobble something together with some old newspaper, a dunkin donuts receipt, a beer bottle, and a stuffed chicken, painted black, hanging from a rope?

Just to be clear, I actually do like Rauschenberg's work and I suggest you check it out at the Broad Contemporary Art Museum at LACMA if you live near Los Angeles.