Yeah, especially strange since the nickle's worth of cardboard in reusable. And what's the point of not wasting that cardboard if you're still going to waste the paper cup and plastic lid?

I recommend a thermos.

My great-grandmother died last year at 104, but that's as far as anyone in my line has gotten so far.

Repeating what others have said, it looks like a glorified melodica to me. Melodicas do have a very clear sound, more clarinet than accordion.

Alice In Wonderland syndrome sometimes happens during the onset of migraines. It used to happen to me pretty regularly.

Hey, does anyone know what the copyright status is on those files? Are they public domain as works of the US government?