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Li'l J: hit me up on my mufuggin MySpace.

February 13, 2008 1:52pm

Hey everyone - want to get really bummed? Go to this video on its Youtube page, and check out the over 1300 comments. 90% of them are horrifying - disgusting, angry troll-spewing, telling this little girl she should be raped, tortured, and get hit by a bus; and other such witty, profound things.

As disturbing as the Lil' J video is, the comments on it on YouTube are astonishingly idiotic, and disgusting. So this is the great Internet, bringing us together, or something... sigh.

Li'l J: hit me up on my mufuggin MySpace.

February 13, 2008 10:47am

This would be funny if it weren't so goddamned depressing. What is she, 12? 13? She's just a little GIRL. She should be skipping through a meadow wearing a muthufuckin gingham SUNBONNET. The best argument for the end of our species I've ever seen.

Goodies from the FCC "TV decency" complaints database

January 29, 2008 2:19pm

SEE 'BALL SACK', IBID, OP CIT.
This pricelessly worded complaint is from page 7 of the FCC complaint deck re: The Simpsons.

Complaint Summary:
In this episode, the students of Springfield Elementary School have revolted against the teachers and
administrators, taking 'control' of the school. The students eventually catch Principal Skinner in the gym. As they
begin to overtake and subdue Principal Skinner, one of the students empties out a large brown-colored drawstring
bag that is filled with various sports balls (soccerballs/basketballs/voleyballs etc). Mr Skinner is then placed inside
the empty sack and the drawstring was pulled snug around his neck, leaving only his neck and head outside of the
bag. My concern, and the basis for this complaint, is in the manner of how the image of Principal Skinner was
depicted after he had been placed into this bag and the drawstring pulled. The image of the large drawstring bag
very clearly, and undeniably, resembled a non-circumcised penis (flaccid state). Mr Skinner's height was the
reason for the length of the brown sack, depicted the 'shaft' and where the sack tapered from Mr Skinner's
shoulders up to his neck where the drawstring had been pulled into a 'pucker' depicted the foreskin.; Principal
Skinner appears in this depiction several more times during the episode.; Toward the end of the episode, Principal
Skinner has managed to hop around while still inside this sack and escape from the gym. Alone in the schoolyard,
he encounters a squirrel who just happened to be holding a knife or scissors (some type of cutting device).
Principal Skinner, still inside of a sack drawn to resemble an intact penis, then said to the squirrel:; "Mr. Nibbles,
would you please come here and cut my ball sack:'; The secondary intention of Principal Skinner's statement
should be obvious, but since description is key to an effective complaint, I will briefly elaborate.... ; -Principal
Skinner's use of the word 'cut' was an inferred reference to the procedure of circumcision, whereas a circumcised
penis is commonly referred to as being 'cut' and a non-circumcised penis is commonly referred to as being 'uncut'.;
-Principal Skinner's use of the term "ball sack" would have been a 'double entendre' intended to refer to the male
anatomical part of 'scrotum', which is commonly referred to as "ball sac".; I believe the above described content
from "The Simpsons" that was broadcast on June 02, 2006, from 7:30pm to 8:00pm, on KBVU channel 29 (Eureka,
CAl was indecent. I hope I have provided sufficient information to assist you in reviewing this complaint. I look
forward to our response.

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