Bringing back some delightful childhood memories of fear mixed with exhilaration - the pig pen on a friends farm was a fenced, wooded area. We'd hop the fence with a bucket of feed, shake it and then hear the ominous rustling and snorting coming from the woods. Then, we'd hightail it down the wooded paths, hearing "them" coming after us, freaking ourselves out imagining the alien horde. Good times. Until they caught up. Then it was every kid for himself.

Hey look, I'm sharing.

Happens to me whenever I hear the theme music from Golden Girls.

I love the pairing of "sit down & shut up" in the same breath as "it's called free speech".

Wonder when sports games will make a splash in this area - With all of the inherent multiplayer, team building and trash talking possibilities, seems a perfect place to stick the next Madden-esque franchise.

$12.95 for a product that will have women laying at your feet? What a value! Now, how much will the sexual harassment law suit set me back?

Hey, flip this ad with a woman conquering a man and...hmm, it's still sexist against women, isn't it? Isn't that diabolical.

I hope he doesn't plan on getting let off with a warning next time he's pulled over officer Isengard in that town.

Ah, the Cloppenburg Steamer!

One of my favorite bars ever - Ivans, an honor system bar in a shack on the beach on Jost Van Dyke , BVIs. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=71V9BjXhgv4

or, uh, 8o something for that matter...

Sounds kinda like the stuff my grandfather used to pop out on occasion. Pretty typical of the sort of things a bigoted 70 something year old might say.

I prefer Steve's cliff notes on the subject:

"Comedy... is the ability to make people laugh... without making them puke."

Particularly sad given that NH invested god knows how much in merchandising the old man on all their highway signs... Would probably cost less to construct a replacement than to replace all the signs.

A good and reasonable first step to prepare a kid for this world.

The first must-have talents I imparted to my offspring?
1. The Spit-take
2. The Roboto
Preferably executed in that order. My wife was very happy with me.

Delicious with melted butter.

My knockoff would be named: I Can't Believe It's Not I Can't Believe It's Not Butter.

Some sage advice...
http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/lax/35274458.html

Love that place - my favorite is the Mouth of Truth with the hokey italian accent... "Puta yo hand inna my mouth!"

Ack! The Raft! Has anyone spotted a psychopathic Aleut riding a kayak along side?