Happy Mutant Profile
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Security guards beat man in soccer arena, then get beat up by players, fans
September 3, 2008 7:51pm
Yankees will drag you out of the stadium if you try to go to the bathroom during "God Bless America"
August 29, 2008 12:39am
What about the people policing the bathroom? They aren't observing the policy. Do they get dragged out too? And those people... when will end.
Steroid abuser's horrific chest-acne
August 27, 2008 3:08pm
About testicle shrinkage from wiki. "This side effect is temporary: the size of the testicles usually returns to normal within a few weeks of discontinuing anabolic steroid use as normal production of sperm resumes"
just thought you'd like to know I'm back to normal now...
Five years with the master of Pac-Man, by Joshua Bearman
August 26, 2008 6:25pm
Billy did lose at the end of the movie, but after the movie he reclaimed the title as Kong King.
The 5 greatest things ever accomplished while high
August 5, 2008 11:40am
@ Rossindetroit Erdos didn't start taking speed till he was 58 after his mother died. Are you saying he didn't accomplish anything till the age of 59-
The 5 greatest things ever accomplished while high
August 5, 2008 10:58am
bull shit! Though I have taken many drugs, to attribute the legitimate discovery of the double Helix to drugs is offensive to the creative mind that made the discovery. I know many people who take LSD and the only thing they have ever discovered is their hand.
Los Angeles medical marijuana dispensary bust
August 3, 2008 5:26pm
this was just down the street from my house.
Time machine needed to get iPhone?
July 15, 2008 5:24pm
Once I made a sign that said " Ms. Rothmans Rectal at 4PM" I meant Recital. Or did I?
Vending machine sells ideas for things to do
July 11, 2008 6:16pm
next we need a vending machine of witty things to say. Sorry it was stupid. I'm just in a rut right Bret.
Dave Hill, inventor of the world's greatest two-man percussive dance theatre troupe
July 3, 2008 5:38pm
I used to take drum lessons with a guy named Dave Hill, I was disappointed and relieved to see that this was not him.
Puppies
July 2, 2008 12:33am
Nothing brightens my day/night like a herd of puppies. Later that little boy ate one. Was eaten by the puppies. Laughed more. Had a martini.
That Violet Blue thing
July 1, 2008 10:02am
I can't believe I was so oblivious to the drama. I feel a little left out.
Funny signs in Fremont, WA: "Dump No Material Whatever"
June 21, 2008 2:40am
I was born next to a sign like this. No joke.
Collection of funny items clipped from newspapers
June 10, 2008 12:51am
It's quite amazing that the content of government funded TV and Radio is often the most impartial of our information sources within those mediums.
And perhaps the stations we pay for by choice are the most influenced by government.
Did Gnarls Barkley's video producers "swipe" a photographer's style?
May 13, 2008 5:57pm
wldn't flttr yrslf wth th thght tht th drctr fr th vd s stlng frm yr phtgrphs.
BBtv -- David Byrne: Playing the Building
June 10, 2008 7:30am
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