These are really cool. It does seem odd, though, that (as far as I could see) neither of them even hints at a same-sex encounter.

I'm not sure I would call this guy a "gentleman" ("yob" does seem much closer to the mark). But it's to his credit that his first response was to call for help rather than curse up a blue streak, which is what I would have done.

Erm, that seems to be the video for the You are the Best theme song.

The Clay Shirky video can be found here: http://www.comedycentral.com/colbertreport/videos.jhtml?videoId=164882