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Toy plastic shield bears Gorey-esque warning from the future

March 26, 2008 10:09am

This looks very Photoshopped. I'm hoping this is an XKCD moment of erroneously mistaking life for fakery.

http://xkcd.com/331/

Alice In Wonderland syndrome

February 20, 2008 10:51am

I have had something like this as long as I can remember. About two weeks. [rimshot]. Seriously though, my experience is nowhere near as bizarre as the writer's, but my personal spatial anomaly has the added feature of controllability. I can choose to make it stop, and, occasionally, choose to make it begin.

The "hallucinations" for me are limited to scale only, never warping. When the effect is happening the world has no scale. Objects are simultaneously as tiny as a grain of salt and as large as a planet and also simultaneously within arm's reach and miles away. Or maybe it's me that has an ambiguous scale. Either way it's even freakin' awesomer than it sounds. It can happen anywhere anytime but for some reason it ALWAYS occurs in doctor's/dentist's waiting rooms.

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