Whoa! Just checked the IMDB entry:

http://imdb.com/title/tt0078766/

Look who else is in it:

Harvey Korman
Chief Dan George
Meat Loaf
Elvis Costello
Tommy Lasorda
Howard Hesseman
Jay Leno

Totally forgot about some of these. Jay Leno is a character called "Poopy Butt." Can't recall why.

JenJen, "Americathon" was what I immediately thought of when I saw this story! Campy film with John Ritter as the President, hosting a telethon to raise money to bail out the US, who owes huge bucks to NIKE, owned by American Indians. NIKE became a force in shoes by predicting the faddish popularity of clown shoes.

Hoot!

Oh yeah! Theme song by the Beach Boys!

Double Hoot!

http://www.spreadshirt.com/shop.php?sid=139039

She should wear the "Is This Strip Search Really Necessary?" underwear. They come in black. Mother Superior-approved!

http://www.spreadshirt.com/shop.php?op=article&article_id=2382321&p=3

>>It must be hard being in a business where all of your customers are shot on sight, preventing repeat business.

It's OK... I make it up on volume!

:-)

phasor3000, are you kidding me? I don't even have the balls to recommend that OTHERS wear the shirts to an airport!

Though I agree that the body cavity search design would be a nice choice. But the "I'm With Osama" is my favorite.

Cheers!

After my 3 year-old daughter was searched when we were flying to Florida, I started thinking about how to trigger a search from the TSA. So I created a line of T-Shirts that virtually guarantee it.

You think this MIT-er made a bad fashion choice? Try these shirts and maybe you _will_ end up in the morgue!

http://www.spreadshirt.com/shop.php?sid=139039

Cheers!