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Slutty McWhore - Scottish Handjob Artiste
A blog written by a stripper who is also a fine writer.
June 2, 2008 8:07pm
Gary Baseman's HotChaChaCha vinyl toy
December 3, 2007 9:36pm
My God, must we have another fucking post about some stupid bloody toy for over-privileged idiots with too much money on their hands?!!!
If you must post drivel about toys, then let it be about something useful for a change - vibrators, for example.
Fox News Porn - the prurience of prigs
November 17, 2007 11:48am
Fox "News" would be welcome any time in my massage room where I, as an erotic masseuse working in the deep South, come across any number of Republican types who nip away for a quick handjob in their lunch-hour.
My favourite client was a married lobbyist who seemed to see no contradiction between declaring himself Christian and having my hands bring him to climax!
The escort review boards (www.aspd.net is a common one) in my part of the country are filled with reviews from Republicans who write about the hooker they were with last night in one post, and then go on a pro-life rant in the other!
IMF head: Dollar could collapse
October 24, 2007 11:29am
Wht grt nws! 'v bn wtng fr th dy whn th mrcn mpr wld cm t n nd. bvsly nt ll mrcns r sshls bt 'v bn lvng hr fr thr yrs, nd hv nvr mt mr rrgnt, cllss, vr-prvlgd bnch f ppl n my lf wth sch dsgstng sns f nttlmnt (mddl-clss, wht mrcns n prtclr). t's bt tm tht y wr tppld ff yr pdstl.
Hello Kitty assault rifle
October 18, 2007 8:15pm
Too bad this gun's fake. I would have loved to have used it to put a bullet in the ass of my fat-assed Republican clients
Lap dancers "in heat" get better tips
October 12, 2007 5:14pm
QUOTE: "I wonder if women "in heat" actually get turned on by the men they are dancing for. This in turn could be noticed by the males who pick up on the subconscious signs, causing them to give more money."
Dear TruthFriction4: No, of course, lap dancers don't get turned on by their customers whether they're "in heat" or not. I'm a sex worker (an erotic masseuse these days, although I used to be an escort) and WE ONLY DO IT FOR THE MONEY. DUH!
Lady Jaye Breyer P-Orridge of Psychic TV, RIP
October 12, 2007 12:21pm
That's incredibly sad. She seemed so young.
Gary Baseman's HotChaChaCha vinyl toy
December 3, 2007 4:58pm
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As a sex worker myself, I take exception even to the very title of this post "A Blog written by a stripper who is also a fine writer". This insinuates that you can't be a stripper (or any other other kind of sex worker, for that matter) and be intelligent. For the record, the internet is full of well-written, thought-provoking blogs written by sex workers. One of my favourites is by a woman who calls herself Emilie Dice: "Past Escort, Present Dominatrix, Future Author", which can be found by clicking on the following link:
http://www.emiliedice.com/blog/
Some of her most recent entries describe her father amusing forays into the world of BDSM.
Oh, I nearly forgot...I have to say that commenter #18 is a total prick. To save you from scrolling back and reading his pathetic comment personally, this idiot complains about some stripper chick in the mid-80's who said, in a newspaper article, that when she's stripping "the only thing going through my mind is what I need to put on my grocery list". Commenter #18 seems outraged that she could have said such a thing, as if the average stripper just can't wait to grind about on some fat, sweaty businessman's cock. Yeah, right. Guess what?! Sex work is a JOB, and most of us do it for THE MONEY.