Can't...resist...:
"Don't tase me, mate, don't tase me!"

"Kid uses mousetrap to catch money-thirf"

Those darn thirf's!
They drive me crazy!
Crawling up your leg, then biting the inside of your ass, I hate them!

Oh dear god, you mean those American b@stards are....forcing people to squat?!?

What's next, The Comfy Chair???