"Which one of these buttons calls your mom to come get you?"

I'm definitely interested in this, though I secretly wish Apple would release a sub notebook. (not the MBA, sillies)

Because claims by some nitwit who has connections to source close to apple always pan out. I love how much attention things like this get.

Theft for personal use. That's a new one.

That image scares me.

Good stuff. I tire of steampunk.

I love the little coconut speaker. Adorable!

Love the space set!

"(Remember, eaters, the best way to eat rice with chopsticks is to put the bowl to your mouth and to shovel it all in.)"

Is that..err..acceptable? I know you can pick up a bowl of miso and drink it straight out of the bowl...

#8..so close. I thought I was going to make it through the day without reading the word "steampunk" again. Is it over yet?

CoffeeBoarding!

This is amusing. I can't even get a starbucks in my city (admittedly I live in the least hip city in America).

Portal alone is worth $30. (even though you can download it for $20 from Steam...)

Why in the name of hovering christ are sex toys "illegal"?

It's so cute!

^
Re-read that, Paul.

"no more than..."

I like asian steve jobs over there.

Now vegans have eating disorders?

Dude. I'm actually entranced by this gif. I can't stop staring at it. It's incredible.

Cheap wii controller chargers, looks like they're getting decent enough reviews:

http://www.dealextreme.com/details.dx/sku.3333

Caveat: someone mentions that it took a month to ship...

I want to play portal. Why won't they port it to the wii? It makes perfect sense.

NSFW?

I don't mean to be a prude, but can we tag/hide/link this type of content?

I mean, i know there are still palm fans in the world, but are there really palm fans left in the world?

because those number things on buttons are lame.

I've always supported the brown zune, and most everyone else on the internet thinks I'm crazy. Joflow, you must be a person of incredible taste and intelligence.

Please make an iphone compatible one. It would solve 2 issues for a lot of peoples.

Why can't my iphone do this?

• Automatic syncing over Wi-Fi.

Apple is fucking retarded sometimes (apologies to those with actual mental handicaps). Even the squirting thing. It's a fucking cool idea. We've got bluetooth which we can't use other than with the dumb headset which I refuse to purchase/use. We've got wifi which is good, but could be used for so much more. Gah. I swear. I want to be a good little apple addict (I've owned a ton of apple gear over the years) but it seems like the evil empire (MS - cue lightning) keeps getting things right.

Oh ya, this part:
• All new features will be added to the original zoom via a firmware update.

the OG zune doesn't have touchpad capability, right?

I just want to say that is one of the straight up best dudes I've ever seen in my life.

Somehow even less than what I expected. Cheers!

Is GateWay selling the black version for a premium?

I don't really see it as a "copy" of any apple product. It has elements of other apple products (the 'stance', where the drive is) but how else are you going to design an all-in-one with an LCD monitor and not come off as copying something or another? The shape isn't like any apple product. The base gets wider at the bottom to provide a bit of sturdy-ness without extra legs or anything. It's pretty slick.

Nazi Lego - swoon!

see also http://users.erols.com/kennrice/lego-kz.htm

They needed to do SOMETHING to the OS since it can display images so nice and pretty, I just think it would be nice if people had some options in that regard.

I am kind of torn on rumors myself. Most of them seem ridiculous, and I would rather not see a page filled with them - even if it seems like the rumormongers keep getting better and better (see recent new nano leak, new apple keyboard leak, etc).

Speaking of, where are all the dell rumors at?

I just want people to stop whining about the price decrease. Personal responsibility is at an all time low. Suck it up, people.

I'm a former palm user (palm iii > handera 330 > sony sj20 > palm tungsten e).

The best setup I had was the handera 330 with the palm folding keyboard. The resolution on the handera was excellent (the software graffiti was way ahead of it's time), dual expansion card slots, I don't mind tiny text, and the keyboard was laptop quality. I see what they were going for with the foleo. I just don't think it would have taken the world by storm.

The initial impetus behind the palms was to "take your desktop with you". Just the important stuff (calendar, notes, contacts, to do list, and a game of solitaire). Why carry this foleo thing at all if you could just carry your laptop with your outlook/etc? They were in the process of shooting themselves in the foot.

The palm devices have ALWAYS taken a back seat to 3rd party models. Handera (TRG) was doing interesting stuff really early on. Sony came out of the chute and blew away palm with a flurry of different models and form factors. It's no surprise there wasn't a lot of WOW behind this thing...

Not much about the presentation makes me think it's going to be delicious...

I don't know, man. I saw "sunshine" and am still wondering about that shit.