There's probably big-brained aliens on the dark side of the moon telepathing to other alien strangers around the universes, laughing about how we post-moderns think we're "all that" because we can sit in our comfy computer rooms and discuss our own primitive not-there-yet brethren.

[Ha ha ha... Not that I'm particularly on the side of contacting them, but... As a (albeit extremely diluted by now) ethnic Andromedan, my ancestors were invaded by an extremely advanced civilization (for the era) the Saggitarians. The Saggitarians brought a multitude of advances to my ancestor's little planet...]

If I read this article right, the million dollars goes to the Sasquatch?!? ... quote:
"...I will award a $1,000,000 bounty to the first sasquatch who can deliver to me a verifiable picture of a Bushnell trail camera. "

Uh... next to no labor, no special fasteners, basic clear finishing, and flat packed so they can move thousands of units at a time... someones making a KILLING here! This looks like two sheets of Baltic Birch. At $40 each, and 50% markup from the manufacturer, distributer and retail levels would result in a price of $320 for the big shelf (and usually markup is closer to 35%). As a woodworker I can see who's gouging who here... but thanks for the idea - I might make these as Christmas gifts!

This type of occurrence is more common than you might think, even in countries with state of the art power grids. In Canada squirrels frequently cause pole files and blackouts by shorting out transformers or by chewing through lines. In the last 5 years alone I can think of 3 separate wildlife caused power failures. The electric co always documents the charred and smoking remains... even if they're human.

Nice. I'm sure one of those frames was a Mona Lisa smile.