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Italian "wedding dress" performance artist for peace raped, murdered
April 21, 2008 7:34pm
Time-lapse video of man trapped in an elevator for 41 hours
April 15, 2008 3:45pm
i really wish people would read the whole article before spouting off. he was convinced to sue.
fantastic article, by the way.
Vintage cocaine party photos
March 31, 2008 5:12pm
#34: "OH cool, let do lines and grind our jaws for 2 hours while conversations consist of clipped, 3 word statements while everyone stares at their shoes."
what the hell? are you sure that was blow, buddy?? no offense, but maybe you were with a group of people who didn't trust each other or felt dirty about it or something?
Vintage cocaine party photos
March 31, 2008 12:46pm
three day hangover? i think you need to get a new dealer.
these photos are great.
Vintage cocaine party photos
March 31, 2008 12:46pm
three day hangover? i think you need to get a new dealer.
these photos are great.
Creepily lifelike CGI woman
March 31, 2008 12:31pm
This chick smoked a doobie in the uncanny valley.
Transgender man is pregnant
March 24, 2008 2:11pm
Maybe I'm being too literal, or socially inconsiderate, or whatever, but that person is female, not "transgender".
(adj) transgender, transgendered - involving a partial or full reversal of gender
sounds like he's transgendered, though i suspect he doesn't care what you think.
Survival kit in a sardine tin
March 18, 2008 3:31pm
they should toss the non-aspirin pain killers and just put in aspirin, considering you are about a million times more likely to die of cardiac infarction than die of anything you could use in this tin.
Unusual realistic baby sculptures
March 4, 2008 5:14pm
oh my god. i just got clicked down the wrong path. i was looking at the "reborn" dolls on ebay. you must do this if you are a fan of the frightening and bizarre.
i found this doll, which is a "premature infant"... complete with nasal cannula for oxygen. dear god.
Bicycle "handcuffs" for flexible bike-locking
March 3, 2008 1:16pm
In my opinion, the most secure way to lock a bike is to secure both wheels and the frame with a single u-lock. it takes a few tries to learn to do this quickly, but it's worth it.
Color tile optical illusion
February 9, 2008 12:31pm
mathus isn't impressed, folks. let's delete this and all go touch ourselves while thinking about bauhaus and how awesome we are.
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