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Time-lapse video of man trapped in an elevator for 41 hours

April 15, 2008 3:45pm

i really wish people would read the whole article before spouting off. he was convinced to sue.

fantastic article, by the way.

Vintage cocaine party photos

March 31, 2008 5:12pm

#34: "OH cool, let do lines and grind our jaws for 2 hours while conversations consist of clipped, 3 word statements while everyone stares at their shoes."

what the hell? are you sure that was blow, buddy?? no offense, but maybe you were with a group of people who didn't trust each other or felt dirty about it or something?

Vintage cocaine party photos

March 31, 2008 12:46pm

three day hangover? i think you need to get a new dealer.

these photos are great.

Vintage cocaine party photos

March 31, 2008 12:46pm

three day hangover? i think you need to get a new dealer.

these photos are great.

Creepily lifelike CGI woman

March 31, 2008 12:31pm

This chick smoked a doobie in the uncanny valley.

Transgender man is pregnant

March 24, 2008 2:11pm

Maybe I'm being too literal, or socially inconsiderate, or whatever, but that person is female, not "transgender".

(adj) transgender, transgendered - involving a partial or full reversal of gender

sounds like he's transgendered, though i suspect he doesn't care what you think.

Survival kit in a sardine tin

March 18, 2008 3:31pm

they should toss the non-aspirin pain killers and just put in aspirin, considering you are about a million times more likely to die of cardiac infarction than die of anything you could use in this tin.

Unusual realistic baby sculptures

March 4, 2008 5:14pm

oh my god. i just got clicked down the wrong path. i was looking at the "reborn" dolls on ebay. you must do this if you are a fan of the frightening and bizarre.

i found this doll, which is a "premature infant"... complete with nasal cannula for oxygen. dear god.

http://cgi.ebay.com/Becky-Bright-Reborn-Preemie-Baby-Girl-Briar-Rose-NO-res_W0QQitemZ160214649408QQihZ006QQcategoryZ48921QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

Bicycle "handcuffs" for flexible bike-locking

March 3, 2008 1:16pm

In my opinion, the most secure way to lock a bike is to secure both wheels and the frame with a single u-lock. it takes a few tries to learn to do this quickly, but it's worth it.

http://www.missinglink.org/Pages/bike_locking

Color tile optical illusion

February 9, 2008 12:31pm

mathus isn't impressed, folks. let's delete this and all go touch ourselves while thinking about bauhaus and how awesome we are.

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