seriously, can someone please tell me the link to the youtube video of the guy putting a lemon up his nose?! i mean c'mon! i've searched the web for all of 5 minutes and i still have not found it. eh. whatever, i'm off to look at something else on the web.

perhaps that 'department of home affairs' should keep powdered pig bladder in stock at all times, so as to avoid such embarrassments?

let them that have experienced waterboarding first hand, for themselves , speak of its virtues.

anybody espouse-ing the "usefulness" of it without trying it on for size themselves is in my mind lacking in proper understanding of the topic. i think waterboarding is mean, and fighting mean with more mean seems like a bad idea. i don't like it in movie theaters, nor in openly secret prisons.

will advertise-ing the practice of waterboarding in theaters really lessen its being used in openly secret prisons? maybe, maybe not. But if it sets off a chain reaction where a person not wanting to see waterboarding before their flick gets up and demands money back then maybe, just maybe, hollywood and the entertainment industry will stop lobbying against fair use and for DRM and will instead lobby against torture, because torture results in amnesty international pre-movie torture trailers and thats bad for ticket sales, well then if that happens- i guess its worth it to me to stomach the bad, movie trailers, for the good- entertainment industry turning their lobbying efforts against waterbaording.

damn it, my pants are giving me a "the text you entered was wrong" error.

- oh vanna, pick me a letter?
- is that a font in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?
- two words, washing machine.
- ouch! i fell on my keys!
- ctrl+alt+disrobe
- i forgot my password and can no longer get into my pants
- where will i put my laptop now?
- the password = ghghghghghghghghghghghghghg
- what, no mouse kneepads?
- lets hope there is not joystick, not seen in photo.

i knew it. there was not anything wrong with my text. i DID remember to cross all the t's and dot all the i's. ( i should really stop using that font tho. )

mmmm, edible dvds. edible media. yum.

i am impressed and pleased with this new Olympic sport. good for you china!

he was doing drugs and they caught him red nostriled.

Oh my gosh fish, RUN! The VP has a gun! And he's smile-ing!

i have this mental image of him throwing a single fallen meteor back into the sky and being surprised by its return.

dyslexics of the world untie!

because i suspect technology will allow other people to scan my brain; i am purposely abusing alcohol such that i am burning a swear word into my brain. let em scam that.

at least i think i am burning a swear word into my brain, getting alcohol to kill specific brain cells in specific places is tricky, but i figure as long as i don't use the same font and sign style as those London Westminster signs i should be able to avoid a lawsuit.

three arms?! she's a witch!

cameras!? in schools!? i'm shocked! when will schools learn that electricity is a privilege not a right?!

this hooligan deserves to have the book thrown at him, its too bad there were not enough rent-a-cops there to dog pile and tase him. if the government spent less billions on fancy planes and more billions on feeding students and hire-ing lots and lots of rent-a-cops to roam the schools tragedies like this might not happen.

as much as i'd like to stencil reflective and positive messages in public places, i fear too much being shot by a rival gang of roving do-gooder psychologists/psychiatrists.

won't this pedophile ordered by the court to put a sex offender sign on his car- simply take public transportation? i dunno, maybe that town is too small for a bus.

what i don't like about the sign thing is that it sounds like the fox guarding the hen house. entrusting a pedophile to openly and honestly warn others of their own status as violators seems to me like trusting a government to not abuse spying on its own citizens. a crudely made wooden sign does not seem effective technology for informing others of potential danger nor for preventing potential violations. but a realistic robot 'child' that tends to castrate or exploded when violated in a certain way? maybe that might help.

Its about darn time. maybe now there will be more of an interest in making all magazines, books and bookmarks water resistant.