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Bio: Writer, philosopher, Renaissance man and last of the Mohicans!

Photograph of jumping shark behind surfers

July 19, 2008 6:17am

It's not photoshopped. this was on our local news. The photos were taken in New Smyrna beach, which has the highest sharkbite count in the nation. He took a burst of shots which shows the whole action of the shark through the full range of the jump in relation to the surfers. Sorry to disappoint you conspiracy theorists.

The Phoenix TV series

July 6, 2008 6:19am

Umm, how about "Man From Atlantis"? If I remember correctly didn't he have some memory issues and fantastic abilities as well?

I got the first issue of Marvel's "Man From Atlantis" comic and managed to talk my little brother into swapping his whole collection for it. He also cried hysterically for an hour the next day when begging for his collection back. Ahh, those were the days.

Cal State University fires Quaker for inserting "nonviolently" into loyalty oath

March 3, 2008 2:10pm

It's obvious she is really a Quaker because truthfulness is very high on their list. This prevented her from

" #17 posted by JamesMason , March 3, 2008 9:26 AM

You have two choices. Sign this meaningless piece of paper (because of course, if you were a subversive traitor intent on destroying all that is good about the State of Oklahoma or USA or whatever, you would NEVER sign it) and have no repercussions, or don't sign it and not get the job.

The sane answer is to sign it incorrectly. In other words, misspell your name, or put an incorrect middle initial, or something like that. Don't draw attention to it, just do it wrong. Then if there is some ridiculous repercussion later, you're safe. It's obviously NOT your signature. It's not your fault they didn't check it.

This is how I deal with it. "

because basically that is the same as telling a lie.
They also will not take an oath in court, main reason being that many people take the oath and lie anyway. Taking that oath is meaningless if you intend to lie. Their concept is that because truthfulness is so high on their list, they do not intend to lie and the oath is basically taking the Lord's word and name in vain.

Lizard Man attacks car in South Carolina?

March 3, 2008 1:02pm

Uhhh..........can you say "Creature From the Black Lagoon"

Nails of the Crucifixion on eBay

February 21, 2008 3:21pm

Rob, absolute freakin' genius. You had me going all the way to the last sentence. I figured you were quoting one of the gnostic gospels.

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