Well Peacock, I guess you're right. If stupid people stopped being stupid, intelligent people would stop laughing at them.

Woo, boy. You guys are taking a light-hearted satirical poster (which depicts a satirical imaginary being) way too seriously.

NITEOWL: Ever watch the movie "Idiocracy"?

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Free (public domain), Zero/'o' distinguishable, bold, italics.

The article lists the consumption process as: sealing the the excrement, waiting for methane to form, and then inhaling the methane.

However, methane does not have the described effects:

http://www.ccohs.ca/oshanswers/chemicals/chem_profiles/methane/health_met.html

Mission accomplished.

Civilization has had global warming since 1991. ;)

Push a nail through a small strip of corrugated cardboard for an improvised nail holder. Hammer the nail in, and rip off the cardboard just before you finish the last few taps. Helps to protect your fingers until you become more comfortable with hammering.