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roryrhorerton

Website: http://proskenion.com

Bio: From the future.

Help the tech industry pick an interesting new letter for marketing gadgets and stuff

August 20, 2008 2:07pm

Do we need to add a letter? I vote for unnecessary umlauts. It works for Motörhead...

The Kool Dogz Ice Treat Maker, or "how to market a bucket to dog-lovers"

June 29, 2008 11:55am

You're all missing the most impressive part: the company has obviously mastered the emerging anti-gravity pie tin market.

Test reveals: highest IQs use Firefox on MacPPC, lowest use Firefox on Win98

May 23, 2008 5:29pm

Woo!! Smartest user of Firefox on UNIX! Second smartest person in Missouri!

Let's see how long that holds up once people start filtering in from BB.

Zippo Blu: The World's Swankiest Crack Lighter

February 8, 2008 5:00pm

Thanks for the correction #9, it was indeed Marlboro.

The flint is a smart idea in that it is exchangeable, but the combined action of pressing down on the sparker, lighting it, then pressing the gas button reminds me too much of the 'child proof' lighters that got popular a few years ago. It just doesn't have the smooth elegance that my standard Zippo has.

If you really hate the smell of naphtha, perhaps this would be a good option. For me, my standard Zippo is plenty windproof, feels better constructed, and lighting involves simply spinning the sparker.

Zippo Blu: The World's Swankiest Crack Lighter

February 6, 2008 12:21pm

I received one of these a few months ago as a freebie from Camel. It's terrible. I never use it.

They tried to keep it all Zippo-y with the flint, but it's way harder to light than it would be with an electric spark.

Plus it doesn't have that solid feel that a regular Zippo has. It feels like it's about to fly apart.

What Should I Do In Berlin?

December 21, 2007 4:03pm

If you like zoos, the Zoologischer Garten is HUGE and pretty cool. Plus some of the boring animals they stick in the corners are almost like forlorn ruins. I was lost for a good 15 minutes without seeing another (human) soul.

And while you're at the Zoologischer Garten, you should get an awesome döner kebab nearby. When you exit the Zoologischer Garten subway station, take a right and cross Hardenbergstrasse (I think). There is a kebab stand under some stairs near the corner here. Sure, it's technically Turkish, not German. But it's along the same lines of pointing out a good Mexican place in town. Plus, there is an 8x10 of Schwarzenegger with him saying that it is his favorite kebab ever. (Both the provenance of this photo and the fact that the stand is still there are unknown, I haven't been to Berlin in 5 years)

For electronic things, you should check out one of the coolest things: the world clock at Alexanderplatz. Also, there is a pretty impressive Sony store, if you're into those things.

For Berlin beers, they have a speciality with red and green weissbiers. If you're looking for awesome beers, Munich is more the place to go, but the green and red beers are interesting and worth a try.

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