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Darth Vader attacks Jedi knights

May 13, 2008 1:13pm

I'd like to think he got a suspended sentence in consideration of just how poetically awesome his actions were.

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April 24, 2008 4:20pm

I remember when content is king.

But in a nihilist sort of way, no content is king of kings.

True Comic Story #1: "How The Hulk Almost Got Me Laid"

April 17, 2008 9:50am

You know, I get emails just like that every day.

I don't think they represent a novel concept.

I'm just sayin'.

"Mafia/Werewolf" IRC Game, Tomorrow at 1PM EST

April 10, 2008 9:46am

Remember to /msg ident nickserv (your password) if you've previously registered.

Wallpaper from Disney World's Polynesian resort

April 4, 2008 1:27pm

I have fond memories of my family and I going too far on the monorail and ending up at Polynesian Village, and wandering around it, going WTF is this?

Lessig publicly humiliates Andrew Keen

March 12, 2008 11:44am

OMG, I thought I recognized that name. I had him for Political Thinking at NU. He was this sort of judgmental third-rate Simon Cowell/Gordon Ramsey responsible for exposing us to a variety of ideologies while making little effort to hide his approval or disdain for any of them. He also told us that "teaching basically is a lazy profession".

Weird. I still have the book for that class, too.

Robert Burden at Roq la Rue gallery

March 11, 2008 10:07am

I'll never understand why I hear about Roq La Rue ten times more often here than in the local trendy weekly.

"Satan's Ice Cream Truck" prowls Los Angeles

March 10, 2008 2:49pm

It hardly matters what the ice cream truck plays, as long as it makes itself known.

In my old town there was a guy who sold slushes out of the back of an old delivery van. He didn't have a tune; just an electric bell that he'd fire off a couple rings of when he was pulling over. Kids flocked.

FBI interrogator: Torture doesn't work, breeds jihad

March 10, 2008 10:54am

@8: The neocons miss the Cold War, so they need a new one. Plain and simple. We replaced evil Russkies with evil Towelheads. We replaced nuclear annihilation with sudden coordinated terrorism.

In fact, it's even better now, because they could warn people about nukes with the DEW system, and people believed they could go hide in a bomb shelter and ride it out. But you can't hide in a bomb shelter while you're on a plane or in the subway.

Robert Heinlein called these "the Crazy Years".

FBI interrogator: Torture doesn't work, breeds jihad

March 10, 2008 10:49am

The use of torture is completely understandable when you view it from the angle that you want to maintain jihad against your country because you need a real basis for constant public fear in order to rail through military spending increases, reduction of public freedoms and massive citizen monitoring.

If you can find another explanation as to why our government goes literally out of its way to conduct torture in the face of all evidence, argument, and outrage against it, shout.

The pleasures and perils of chasing book thieves

March 7, 2008 3:11pm

Pretty sure the Bible is the most stolen book, followed by Abbie Hoffman's Steal This Book.

I suppose there isn't a big *resale* market for those, though.

Lego arms-dealer

March 7, 2008 3:09pm

Isn't great how the cop and marines are smiley happy people, but the Arabs have angry, mean eyes, and the Germans are menacing and sadistic. Gee...

Starbucks' formula has changed, let us count the (three) ways.

February 27, 2008 9:11pm

All this means to me is that the lines are only going to get longer as coffee preparation gets slower -- doing all the checking on each shot, dumping, careful foaming, etc. -- these things take extra time, and they're not probably going to install extra machines or cram extra people into those tiny spaces to make up for it.

Perhaps this will be the opening for Dunks' to return to the northwest.

Site helps you find rotten neighbors

February 22, 2008 2:30pm

Hope this site dies a horrible dotcom death. This site is an excuse for whiny piss-ant suburbanites to bitch like little children about everything that isn't perfect in their Donna Reed fucking little lives.

Here's the kind of comments that appear in my town:

"They don't cut their hedges and it blocks our wonderful view!"

"The kids play baseball and climb on things!"

"Their fence is falling apart and their yard looks ugly"

And people wonder what's wrong with America.

Sim card data extractor gadget

February 21, 2008 1:44pm

Um, do any modern phones actually store anything on the SIM card anymore?

Yes, ooooold phones stored SMSs on the SIM, but I doubt any phone does that anymore, considering the volume of modern SMS use.

Granted, I have a couple of must-have contact numbers on my SIM, but that was a specific and deliberate act.

Has the standard distributed SIM increased in capacity at all? I know it's feasible and may exist, but does any carrier actually issue them?

Seattle World's Fair 1962 picture postcard

February 21, 2008 10:47am

#3: The former building is still there and serves as Seattle's science museum. But the latter building... I can't find it. I wonder what happened to it.

#5: Having been to both Seattle's and Spokane's WF sites, Spokane's doesn't seem to have been all that bad, but it didn't quite meet the grandeur that people had come to expect after the ones in New York and even the one in Seattle. Plus, Spokane isn't exactly a major transportation hub.

The 1974 fair was probably sized proportional to the city it was held in, but it couldn't live up to the glamour of previous WF's. One or the other is the problem: the grandiose WFs favored large cities (with lots of spare land); or too many small cities wanted to be cool too and have fairs.

I don't expect we'll ever see a WF in America again. I expect future WFs (if any) will be in Southeast Asia. North America doesn't hardly have any industry or technology innovation left. Though maybe Paul Allen could hold one here focusing on our wonderful future in health-enhancing genotyping, cheap work-bearing/uber-nutritional chimeras, and designer bacteria.

Maps: Norway vs. Sweden (Learning America Smarter)

February 8, 2008 9:23am

Porn? Vodka? Naked saunas? Sounds like Sweden FTW. And you still get death metal. I can totally live with Abba in exchange for all that.

The International Association of Turtles

February 7, 2008 5:18pm

I'm not turtley enough for the turtle club. Turtle! Turtle!

Video of man firing 18 rounds from a pistol in 3 seconds

February 4, 2008 10:49am

It looks to me like he's using his stomach to reflect the recoil of the gun back forwards towards his finger. I thought people usually fired handguns held at arms length.

I've heard of shooting from the hip, but not shooting from the gut.

Taxonomy of regional pizza styles

January 25, 2008 8:25am

What's interesting too is that this is one of those things that people who have only lived in one region don't realize that there are any differences. A lifelong Northwesterner doesn't have any idea that Godfathers is any different than Uno's or Papa Gino's (etc.), if they even know those places exist in the first place.

The one thing you should be sure to do for a person visiting from out of state is to take them to a local pizza joint. (Also a local Chinese joint.)

Retro-gamer cupcakes OM NOM NOM NOM

January 22, 2008 9:14am

is she independently wealthy? This must take all day, at least.

Katamari Damacy cake kicks ass

January 21, 2008 1:49pm

Srsly who has the time to make something like that?

Goth kids at the Disneyland Carousel

January 21, 2008 9:20am

Dammit, that's almost a reason to patronize Di$n€¥£and.

Two dimensional flower vase for small space living

January 17, 2008 11:07am

I'm sorry, exactly how small a space does one have to live in where they don't have room for one small modest vase? You could probably find one that fits easily on the same shelf inbetween the glasses.

And for even more frugality, you could skip this stupid thing and just use a glass.

Or if you're just interested about appearance, you could get fake flowers, which don't need a glass (or water) at all, nor do they wilt and need to be thrown away. Besides, at the distance which this vase would look remotely convincing or "nice", you couldn't possibly tell if the flower was real or not anyway.

Lego geodesic dome

January 15, 2008 1:21pm

Makes me think of Silent Running.

New Bush coins

January 10, 2008 12:00pm

Please, American's can't even accept a $1 coin, never mind a $3.15 coin. And just think of how the gas stations will react to having to refit their pumps to accept these kooky commie coins. Give us greenbacks or give us death!

Sky belt-trains of tomorrow, 1932

January 10, 2008 11:09am

They really didn't think these things through, did they?

They also didn't have infirm or disabled people in their future. I guess it's fair to expect that those sorts of things would have been cured by then.

Apparently so would have people's tendency to do things, like, hang their arm or leg out too far and get it jammed or severed off between the chairs of the slow belt and the fast belt.

Micky Mouse vs Mickey Mouse

October 17, 2007 4:52pm

Good god, since day one Disney has been evil.

Chumby ships to early orderers

October 17, 2007 10:24am

Can't use it on the bus? Can't use it at the coffee shop without leeching their AC? Meh, I'll hold out for the vaporware $200 Eee PC 2.

Great firewall of China blocks RSS

October 5, 2007 8:26am

There is of course no reason why RSS feeds have to have any particular keywords in their URLs. Is the GFW smart enough to block a site based on whether it was previously seen in a <link rel=alternate> tag? Sounds like not.

Streaming punk songs to listen to while reading special issue of Spin

October 3, 2007 1:14pm

The skip limit is (likely) a function of their webcasting license. Pandora has the exact same thing, attributing it to their license.

Ridiculous, yeah, but RIAA's fault, not Spin's.

PS Though I don't know why buying a premium Slacker account allows them to let you circumvent that limit.

Ha'penny, haunting thriller about an alternate British Reich

September 24, 2007 8:00am

How does this compare to SS-GB or Fatherland? Seems like if you want to write a book about post-Nazi England, detective story is the way to go.

Marcel Marceau, RIP

September 23, 2007 9:43am

I feel like arguing that a moment of noise would be more appropriate.

Silly phonetic mangling of Dutch kids' show

September 10, 2007 9:30am

I've seen this done for Hyakugojyuuichi and Numa Numa. Doesn't this have a meme-name yet?

Miss South Carolina says we need more maps (video)

August 28, 2007 10:40am

She ought to take any prize money and use it to form the Upton Geographic Foundation, providing free maps to children throughout the world, like South Africa and Iraq.

Welcome to the new Boing Boing!

August 28, 2007 10:36am

I would like to say THANK YOU for restoring comments. It has really bit not to be able to add $0.02 to all the good (or not so good) stuff that gets posted on BB. IMO a blog ain't a blog if it's one-way. I believe this is the third manifestation of comments I've seen; hope it will stay this time.

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