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Cuckoo's Nest hospital to be demolished
July 16, 2008 5:38pm
Cuckoo's Nest hospital to be demolished
July 16, 2008 4:06pm
i've always wondered where this mythical VA hospital is- is it in Menlo Park or Palo Alto? does it still exist? (i'm working in palo alto right now)
Goodnight Bush: a Goodnight Moon satire for the electoral season
July 14, 2008 11:04am
so funny- i saw this on display at borders/palo alto yesterday! an instant klassik!
Periscope for Bridge Kibbitzers
July 14, 2008 10:21am
i like how the two short womyn get a view of those alpha's backs.
HP Touchsmart IQ506 not an iMaclone
June 27, 2008 11:22am
analog i/o is missing from the imac? so is the 5.25" floppy. firewire, dvi, optical audio i/o are fine, plus you can buy a little $20 dvi-to-analog converters if you really need to hook your imac into your U-Matic deck or CRT tv, grandpa.
Akai MPC5000 and MPD32 Midi machines
June 27, 2008 11:16am
another crap workstation. it would be cool if they actually tried to make a hardware sampler with a great UI. but they didnt. i'll stick with Kontakt and my antiquated Emulator II for sampling.
Amazon reader reviews of Denon's $500 scam cable are brilliant
June 22, 2008 3:23pm
from the Denon website, roffle:
"the AK-DL1 will bring out all the nuances in digital audio reproduction"
finanly, the end of that nasty high-end digital roll-off!
nuaces, roffle.
Cody's Books of Berkeley, RIP
June 22, 2008 12:10pm
who are we bullshitting? moe's is waaay better and has a toilet, cody's was where people went to read magazines by the flowers.
What is on Keith's tongue?
June 11, 2008 1:13pm
those are the arms of the little boy growing under your tongue.
Clever roller coaster animation for Zuerich Chamber Orchestra
June 4, 2008 11:07am
now if anyone with a sense of connecting the images to the sound gets a hold of this, that will be really interesting. they totally missed the huge visual impact of tying the melody to the staff, even if it means creating a line of music that represents the melody rather than an one instruments part.
i'm really surprised such a clever clip missed the mark by such a wide margin.
Laika the astro-dog tin toy from 1958
May 19, 2008 12:26pm
ha! that must be the inspiration for the kero ball in the massively popular Keroro Gunso / Sgt Frog series...
http://images.wikia.com/keroro/images//3/39/Keroballmisc.jpg
Mazda destroys 4,703 shiny new cars worth $100 million
April 30, 2008 11:58am
they made the right decision, beyond the price of litigation stemming from claims of compromised safety, if word that MAZDA was selling unsafe cars hit the news their brand would sink as fast as you can say "firestone tires."
additionally, we live in an era where even if informed consumers signed a waiver of liability, they STILL have the right to sue.
Water filled plastic bags on trees scare bugs away?
April 16, 2008 10:40am
nutbaggery, roffle.
you should suspend another bag full of rice next to it, instant social commentary.
University prof says students can't sell notes from his classes because it violates his copyright
April 4, 2008 2:12pm
i can't wait to see his face when he loses. fucking florida, they make texas look good.
One million dollar bond set this week for man who conned $20 from store in 1990
March 28, 2008 5:21pm
let's put this in perspective: $21.64 in 1990 is worth more than $35.76 US Pesos today!
Humanity's Identity Crisis
March 16, 2008 9:43pm
i doubt it will be a major theme, it wouldn't make good television.
Fidel Castro, Commander in Chief of Cuba, resigns
February 19, 2008 10:42am
he was born to be assassinated, this is a surprise. perhaps in retirement he can construct ghettos to imprison social deviants.
Flying witches observed in English forest.
February 15, 2008 1:36pm
keep the christians away from gas and piles of wood when these women are around.
Senate votes to immunize telecoms over domestic spying
February 15, 2008 1:34pm
i love mccain more and more every day. he will be a much better Dark Lord than bush ever was.
Kansas high school official: woman "cannot be put in a position of authority over boys"
February 15, 2008 1:29pm
^ laugh out loud
this just reminds me of that collection of hate known as The Good Book.
Jesus hit by lightning
February 15, 2008 1:27pm
can you imagine horrible the caption if this was covered in the Family Circus??
Jeffy: "Jesus's daddy is recharging him!"
Bluetooth-enabled "CharmingBurka"
February 15, 2008 1:18pm
does this mean the woman will be stoned first by nerds? God, i hate religion.
Skateboard hating cop caught on video for 2nd temper tantrum
February 15, 2008 1:00pm
i support anyone kicking r/c cars being driving towards them. why didn't he tase the bro? batteries must have died.
Li'l J: hit me up on my mufuggin MySpace.
February 13, 2008 10:43am
let me guess... she supports the war.
Acoustic invisibility cloak
January 25, 2008 1:58pm
and i'm sure wave-bending has no effect on frequency...
Vanishing Of The Bees documentary
January 19, 2008 12:11am
i watched the documentary twice, it's so light on scientific proof i'm surprised they even released it. the whole documentary is an exercise in speculation, it speaks for itself.
What's the most important artist's right?
January 7, 2008 1:39am
"Tomorrow's lives will be remembered by the historians of the day-after-tomorrow with astounding clarity" ... i doubt it.
Skidoo airing on Turner Classic Movies
January 4, 2008 11:43am
i caught this at the Red Vic in SF when it played a few years back... marvelous!!!
Kevin Kelly's True Films book, now a free ad-supported PDF
January 4, 2008 11:41am
Award winner!!!
* FIRST GREAT BAD IDEA OF 2008 *
Vancouver 2010 Olympic mascots include a Sasquatch
November 29, 2007 9:52pm
holy shyte, it's PEDOBEAR!!! keep your children away!!
Toys R Us receipt cruft, an inch-by-inch analysis
November 29, 2007 11:35am
you should start asking for you receipt in booklet form.
Albums reissued on reel-to-reel tape
November 28, 2007 5:14pm
two-track 1/4" is pretty good. i just silently hope they are simply taping the analog outs of a regular CD player (remember those?? they played audio CDs only! no mp3, photo CDs, VCD, DVDs, blue-ray... they couldn't even burn!)
Driver tasered for refusing to sign traffic ticket
November 27, 2007 5:26pm
must move to japan soon, tired of my bros gettin tased.
Land grab case in Boulder incites anger and protests
November 23, 2007 1:54am
another law that needs to be removed.
Disney lawyers enstupidize ride with dumb legal disclaimer
November 20, 2007 9:41pm
they should have a siimilar legal disclaimer when you buy all of their sweatshop crap.
DIY wiretap kit for kids
November 20, 2007 12:24am
... lets them listen in on your phone conversations just like the government does!
Horse swing made from recycled aeroplane tyre
November 19, 2007 2:04pm
i know someone who has one, they really look like S&M/fetish gear, its peculiar.
Laptops designed by 7-year-olds
November 19, 2007 1:33pm
it's unanimous: all computers will ship with a GAMES button!
David Lynch's "invincible university" effort off to bad start in Germany
November 19, 2007 1:24pm
maybe the robe & crown was a tip-off. rolling on the floor, laughing my a$$ off.
Pretenders to the "I Can't Believe It's Not Butter!" throne
November 19, 2007 1:16pm
what is real is the diarrhea you get from eating that product.
Cardboard rocket-ship playhouse
November 19, 2007 1:14pm
what kind of message does it send children when you won't buy them a real rocket?
Ancient Greek potty training pottery device
November 19, 2007 12:16pm
the s#!t i smell is of the bull variety and it involves this story.
Amazon Box Robot Figure on Sale in Japan
November 19, 2007 10:25am
¡¡¡¡OMFGBBQ!!!!
this is the robot costume Miura uses to harass little Yotsuba!!! so funny!!
Chinese youngsters attend school in a cave
November 16, 2007 3:05pm
coolest place in the world to not learn about the Tiananmen Square Massacre!
TV search engine tells you when that show is on next
November 16, 2007 11:20am
this is a brilliant idea.
Los Angeles: GAMA-GO holiday sale
November 16, 2007 11:17am
greasemonkey script to remove GAMA-GO posts, please.
Terror police in UK taser man in coma
November 16, 2007 11:13am
why didn't they just shoot him? it's very rude to be in a coma.
Saakashvili regime in Georgia using sonic blasters on civilians?
November 16, 2007 10:37am
this is great news! we are closing in fast on this utopia:
Video of man tasered to death
November 15, 2007 4:57pm
seriously, you don't even want to know what they would have done to him if they found out he wasn't carrying a student ID.
Video of man tasered to death
November 15, 2007 3:45pm
incidentally, those officers were offered honorary US citizenship.
Subways signs changed to forbid cast members of Full House
November 13, 2007 7:37pm
i need that sign above my television, not a joke.
Vinegar as wonder substance
November 13, 2007 1:34pm
wait for the companion guide, "400 Ways to Get Rid of that Rancid Vinegar Smell"
John Scalzi's snarky science fiction tour of the Creation Museum
November 13, 2007 1:21pm
that museum is full of truthiness.
Photos from film found in thrift store cameras
November 9, 2007 1:24pm
i have film from the 80s i never developed... i wonder if i still could. too bad the link is bum.
Dude totally flips out at E3
November 7, 2007 10:34pm
bro definitely would have been tased if this happened today.
HOWTO Win at Monopoly
November 7, 2007 11:21am
"The best way to win Monopoly is not to play." rotflmfao, barbeque.
Gabe & Max: now YOU can ask them how to get the Dream Life of YOUR Dreams.
October 24, 2007 3:51pm
Gabe an Maxx- I need your help maximising my wallet to sell my mad skillz for automotive Cd/radio device removal and also the removals of the hubcapps on the Computers web. I did not yyet get the Cmputer but did securr a DELL LAPTIOPS at maximum discountzz!! Where do I put my skillz into DELL machine? Do i still need the Computer first or does DELL half internet?
John Scalzi's snarky science fiction tour of the Creation Museum
November 12, 2007 9:17pm
No friends yet.


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#12- i'm at page mill & el camino real (think really, really big law firm) right now. so where exactly was the menlo VA?
incidentally, i met kesey when i was in high school a year before he died... he signed my copy of OFOTCN.