How come no one gets all sandy-vaginaed when stereotypical, culturally elitist comments or jokes are directed at southerners? If these were 'authentic jap buck teeth', 'down home pickaninny lips', or a 'novelty plastic jew nose' would this be an acceptable product (with or without lead)? Would #5 have made a comment at all? Not trying to get all p.c., but really, why is this o.k.?

As a red squid living off the coast of Florida I have to join in. The plural of 'squid' is 'squid'. We only use 'squids' as a self referential slang, as in 'me and my squids was hanging out off San Fran when we decided to go inshore and eat some hippies.' You did get the anti-hippie agenda spot-on. When not eating hippies or moving our tentacles in new and expressive ways we also enjoy squirting ink on stuff, especially walls, canvases, cars, and discarded television sets. Squid have an afinity for adhesive art and pacific rim cuisine, no matter how September 10th it is. We absolutely hate faux-hawks. WE ARE NOT AT ALL TASTY! Our flavor is best described as a cross (or culinary mash up, if you will) between stale peeps, warm domestic lager, and concentrated pork ramen flavor packets (the really cheap kind). Our texture is so rubbery we make the lesser market squid seem as soft as room temperature yogurt. In closing- please leave us alone. If you do we promise to help rid California of its unbearable hippie infestation. Pinkie promise!

I actually did follow the link to see more pics of the model and to look for an explanation of why these supposedly knife proof shirts could barely hold back the model's nipple...

oh boy- here we go-
#11 posted by mindysan33... I'm a dumb American who knows no Spanish...

-This comment annoys me. Are they dumb Mexicans because they don't speak english?

#94 Has anyone seen much about what the government plans to do to keep this from escalating?

-Oh please great gubermint- save us from ourselves!

#76 etc.- Ah yes- the great Gogol Bordello! If only those Mexican kids had some gypsies to beat on...

Kids are more scene conscious than ever! That is sad. Why don't we realize earlier that our labels are our limits? As disenfrachised youth they reach out for identity and community and end up pigeon holing themselves. Now I'm on the backside of thirty and I can go from Skrewdriver to Steely Dan to Bubba Sparxxx to Merle Haggard on the same evening with no appologies. As Jello said "A hairstyle's not a lifestyle, imagine Sid Vicious at 35."

You and your stretched butthole fascination are so lame!

Can't you just say 'juxtaposition'? 'Mash-up' is a term related to music remixing. Buzz words are annoying. When are you going to post about 'DRM-free steampunk disney-lego mashup zen'?

Wow- I read FARK too.

Scientology is responsible for the deaths of quite a few people. Scientologists believe some pretty wierd stuff. Scientology tries to hush their detractors. Scientology has amassed loads of wealth from its followers. Scientology practices 'brainwashing'.
Sounds to me like every other religion. Let's go protest out side a catholic church this Sunday. It's not wrong to hate scientology, it's just wrong to hate them more than any other religion. Rabid hatred of scientology is just a silly fad.

Wow! That would go great with some sideburns and a can of PBR. Way to be '98.