It needs to be able to stream wirelessly.

I've often wondered why I've seen so few Nokia tablets around. They seem like the perfect ultra-portable computer.

When I'm browsing web pages, reading e-books, consuming media (like watching videos), I carry my N800 in my pocket.

If I'm planning to do text editing on the N800, I bring along my little case (a "mini folio" designed for the Nintendo DS) that holds the N800 and my bluetooth keyboard. Even with the keyboard, GPS unit, spare battery, headphones, etc., the case is still smaller than the Eee.

Perhaps not so funny, but I'm partial to my Christmas Star and my Baby Elephant.