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Mossberg's guide to switching from Windows to Mac

July 5, 2008 12:03am

I'll simply point out that the Mossberg Persuader is a shotgun.

Star Trike at the 1982 San Diego Comic Con

July 3, 2008 3:34pm

The real issue: does the rider have to manually reconfigure the deflector?

What I remember most about that show is that they always had to reconfigure the deflector. Why didn't the damn thing come configured from the factory? What, did it run Linux or something?

Christopher Hitchens waterboards himself

July 2, 2008 11:41am

It's impressive that he did this, even with the magic hand-signal escape. But it would have been more useful to find out what he'd be willing to say to make it stop.

Could Hitchens be induced to speak some secret truth? Would he just say anything to make it stop? Would the 'administrators' of the technique then even believe him? Would they then drop the technique if it proved unreliable?

These are the important questions, and it would be interesting to find out -- but I don't want to. I don't want to be the country that does this, and I'm disappointed and a little stunned that we even have this conversation.

That Violet Blue thing

July 1, 2008 1:43pm

I, for one, refuse to get involved in this, because any additional posts just perpetuate. . . oh, damn.

Turn your browser into a bizarro-world TV when nothing's on: Neave Television

June 24, 2008 11:14am

More WTF?/min than anything I've seen this month! The 2001 scene is serious brain-hemorrhage material.

Government rules it's legal for government to spy on those not in government

June 20, 2008 6:08pm

TO:
Nevada 2nd district representative Dean Heller.

RE:
H R 6304

MESSAGE:

You're fired!

MMORPG Tycoon: a video game about running a video game company

June 16, 2008 9:47am

I can't wait for the TV news story reporting the internet coverage of this.

Black leather keyboard doesn't need letters

June 16, 2008 7:33am

Hey, more fetish!

What was your first gadget? Mine was the Pilot V-point pen

June 15, 2008 10:15pm

I also admit to a bit of a writing-instrument/paper fetish. After years of experimenting (including with Pilot HiTechs), I finally settled on the Uni-Ball Vision Elite. I find it a very smooth-writing implement.

It's a roller ball, made in Japan, and has the most amazing ink: very fluid but doesn't bleed, drys almost instantly then becomes nearly waterproof. Normally a very fine line, but there's a bit of expression available by controlling the angle and "reserve" (from full pressure on the paper to slightly off). If you're a regular flyer, note: the Vision Elite won't leak (even when your pilot ascends to 47,000 ft and decides to drag everyone else on the airplane with him).

Call me crotchety, but I despise that everything I carry and use daily is mass-produced, soulless, vulgar dross! My remedy is a custom-carved wooden pen barrel. . . a bit of the disappearing rainforrest in my pocket. . . beautiful, smooth, exotic. . . Want to talk fetish?

Lewis Shiner putting his novels online for free

June 14, 2008 6:02pm

Glimpses screenplay! Cool!

Street-legal bumper cars

June 12, 2008 7:49am

What excites me is the prospect of actually bumping the idiot driver who just cut me off!

Building the perfect electric cigarette

June 11, 2008 12:32pm

Maybe combine it with that "Taser" thingy a couple stories up?

Puff, zap! "Hey!"
Puff, Zzapp! "Oww! Quit it!"
Puff, ZZAAPPP! "Yeoww! Ok, I'll quit!"
Puff, ZZAAZZAAZZAAPPP! "Holy... Ok, really, I'll quit!"

ATF Leatherman tool kits inscribed: "Always Think Forfeiture.”

June 9, 2008 2:44pm

Actually, maybe we could use this! Pick an attractive item that was sure to be confiscated. Build into it some kind of transmitter/recording device. Presto! We get to find out what's going on behind the scenes.

ATF Leatherman tool kits inscribed: "Always Think Forfeiture.”

June 9, 2008 2:16pm

Running law enforcement as a profit center is just a bad idea.

Dualist Cook System for backpackers

June 4, 2008 10:55am

Joel, you seem to post about treking and travel gear, computing on the move, connecting from the woods, etc. Then I see your post about the 'Premier Supermatic II Cigarette Injector,' and I wonder -- how does that work, exactly? Seems like a bit of a contradiction.

(Not being critical about either smoking or camping, just curious how you manage to align the two.)

T-shirt with picture of armed robot endangers British aviation system

May 31, 2008 10:53am

I used to fly. A lot. So much so that one airline gave me a companion pass (every time I flew, I could take a second person for free).

The security nonsense started and I stopped flying. I've been on one flight in the last five years.

How about a t-shirt that says:

Is your airline

going under?

Ask me why

MediaDefender attacks and cripples Revision3 for locking out its spy-bots

May 29, 2008 4:11pm

After reading what I can find on this situation, it's pretty obvious that MediaDefender acted with intention and malice-aforethought.

I'm tired of these corporogreedsters acting like whiney, selfish 5-year-olds, stomping around the internet as if it's their private sandbox.

MediaDefender needs the legal equivalent of being grasped securely around it's scrawny neck and shaken until it's little pea-brain rattles around in its otherwise empty skull-pan.

Do it Revision3. Do it for us all!

Help us identify mysterious joystick shaft

May 28, 2008 12:37pm

Well, that will certainly reduce sinusoidal depleneration (with the aid of a metapolar refractive pilfrometer, of course). Does your balneation chamber use a base-plate of prefabulated amulite? If you power it with a Fourier transformer, be sure you're discrete about it.

Help us identify mysterious joystick shaft

May 28, 2008 11:10am

Looks like a control lever from a two-way hydraulic spool valve -- probably off of a skid-steer, ditch-witch, or small excavator. Hydraulic-based, but still a joystick!

Microwaved cell phone summons Nyarlathotep

May 27, 2008 9:39pm

Hmm. . . I had a phone just like that -- then I dumped AT&T for one of the lesser Outer Gods (Verizon, I think he's called). Horrible beyond anything you can imagine — but wonderful! Can you hear me now?

Koss Sparkplug headphones are unusable thanks to a goofy mute

May 27, 2008 10:24am

Dude, a dab o' superglue will disable that mute "feature." (Whether you want to continue assailing your ears with the things then is up to you.)

RIP, Robert Asprin

May 22, 2008 11:58pm

He will be Myth-ed.

Little Brother signing at the Seattle Public Library this afternoon

May 18, 2008 8:45am

Actually, I kind of like getting a peek at the inner workings. It's easy to buy a book, read it, and never know what effort was required to create it. (Or what it takes to make a go of it in that business.)

Keep sharing, Cory.

Sweet stop-motion video of paintings on public spaces

May 15, 2008 2:35pm

Occasionally, the world is a fantastic place!

Spokane County employee run to ground by Feds for taking pic of weigh station

May 14, 2008 9:13pm

The sheer volume of these stories coming to light is getting to be ridiculous!

I reject the oft-repeated maxims that security vs liberty must be a tradeoff, and that it's worth trampling a few rights if it makes Law Enforcement's job easier.

I don't care if their job is hard. I want it to be hard! And if it's too hard for a few individual LEOs then we'll have to get some others -- others who are proud to do a difficult job and walk a thin line protecting citizens and the Constitution.

Online encyclopedia of all Warner Bros. cartoon ACME brand products

May 12, 2008 2:11pm

What?! No listing for the Illudium Q-36 Explosive Space Modulator? Hmmm. . . must not have been an Acme product.

Linkswap: RockPaperShotgun

May 4, 2008 12:39pm

Well, ok, so I tried it. It was a beautiful, mild spring afternoon. I grabbed my old Sony Vaio laptop, borrowed a beret from my accross-the-hall neighbor (hat person), and sauntered down to the local sidewalk bistro to settle in for some gaming.

No sooner had I connected to an open WiFi and fired up my favorite MMORPG than a man came sauntering down the sidewalk. His exuded a personal quality expressive of lighthearted unconcern. In his hand, he had an Asus Eee PC, on his head, a beret.

He flopped into a seat at the next table, beret askew, legs akimbo, place-setting asunder -- the very image of blithe indifference.

With a nonchalant air I said "I don't like your more-insouciant-than-thou attitude."

He said "I don't care."

Damn!

Linkswap: RockPaperShotgun

May 3, 2008 8:19pm


Margaret Atwood, called. She wants her vocabulary back.

Linkswap: RockPaperShotgun

May 3, 2008 10:16am

"insouciant"?

What, do they game from some sidewalk bistro while wearing matching berets?

Michael Ruhlman's essential kitchen gadgets

April 28, 2008 12:12pm

Love the Sharpie!

Voluminous: app for organizing, fetching and sharing public domain books

April 25, 2008 10:46pm

Great. Now my life is ruined for the next three weeks.

All AT&T phones $0.01 on Amazon today only

April 24, 2008 1:01pm

Don't fall for it!

After multiple experiences with AT&T, I vowed I would never let pass an opportunity to steer people away from these crooks and liars! They are evil incarnate. Do business with AT&T and you will be sorry! You are better off building your own damn phone company than trying to get a fair shake our of AT&T.

Don't believe me? Check the web.

(There, I've done my good deed for the day!)

Soviet kids' book about robots

April 21, 2008 8:24pm

Excellent! A friend gave me "The Spondyloscope" ages ago when I hurt my back -- invaluable! Thanks, for reminding me of Petit's work, and for pointing out the link to the site.

Boing Boing tv: snapshots from shoots.

April 21, 2008 7:17pm

Heh heh! I can tell the photo was taken not far from what was the infamous PepperMill restaurant, whose parking lot is adjacent the Apple campus.

PepperMill was a transplant from Las Vegas, and the waitress' outfits demonstrated it!

So what's there now? A place called BJ's!

Gun owners are the happiest people in the US

April 21, 2008 6:32pm

Look, owning a gun, learning to use it well, and importantly when to use it involves the zen of personal responsibility. And with a gun, the stakes can be high, so the zen value is high.

Being responsible enough to own a gun affirms you have a level of discipline. You might even be disciplined enough for self determination.

What's not to be happy about?

Blogging sweatshop exposed on video

April 18, 2008 10:11pm

lorem ipsum, Xeni. lorem ipsum . . .

;-)

Blogging sweatshop exposed on video

April 18, 2008 7:43pm

Whippersnappers! Why, when I was your age, we blogged on paper tape by punching the holes with our teeth.

Long-lost 1930s John Carter of Mars animation

April 12, 2008 10:00am


Just FYI: ManyBooks.net has pretty much the complete Burroughs works, including the Mars (or is it Barsoom?) series, Tarzan, Lost Continent, The Land that Time Forgot, and more.

http://manybooks.net/datesort/burroughse.html

If you've an interest in science fiction (or science, or fiction), allow yourself a few afternoons with Edgar.

Steampunk Star Wars modded action figures -- woah!

April 11, 2008 12:14am

I love that the lightsabers have power cords!

I wonder if they're interchangeable, or if it's the same situation we have with cell-phone chargers today?

China's instant cities -- jaw-dropping National Geo feature

April 3, 2008 3:45pm

From TFA:
"If forced to choose between your business and your family, which would it be? Of the respondents, 60 percent chose business, and 20 percent chose family. The other 20 percent couldn't make up their minds."

So just imagine where customers and the rest of the world fall on that particular continuum.

Terrorist watchlist screws up lives of innocents

March 20, 2008 10:18pm

Having watched this develop over the last few years, I've just realized that I've been through 'Denial', 'Anger', 'Bargaining', and 'Depression.

(sigh) I guess Acceptance is next.

CBC to release TV broadcast as high-quality, no-DRM BitTorrent download

March 18, 2008 11:38pm

I may be from The States, but Foyle's War has become my guilty pleasure since a Canadian cousin clued me in. I'm hoping this new policy will, eventually, be extended.

In the Year 2000: Nothing Makes Me Happier Than Syd Mead

February 26, 2008 12:14pm

I can stare at Mead's work over and over again, discovering some new engineering-inspired detail each time. Look at the 'knee' joints with the large-diameter, open-center bearings and some kind of circumferential drive. Fantastic!

Seattle World's Fair 1962 picture postcard

February 21, 2008 10:46am

My parents took me to the Seattle World's Fair when it opened. It was an incredible place for a 5-year-old (which I was at the time).

I still remember going up in the Space Needle and, with immense trepidation, walking to the edge of the observation platform. Below were the International Fountains, lit with colored lights timed to brilliant, moving orchestral music. I knew then the world was a fantastic place!

Brick Lane tile art

February 20, 2008 11:55am

Hmm. . . is that blue thing a security camera? So is there, somewhere, a picture of Cory taking a picture of a picture? Cool.

(Count me in for a copy or two of the coffee table book.)

Lego geodesic dome

January 15, 2008 2:24pm

All it needs are little Lego Huey, Dewey and Louie drones.

Lego geodesic dome

January 15, 2008 2:23pm

Yup, definitely reminiscent of the forest domes on the spaceships in Silent Running.

Midwest airlines to passenger who was screwed over and shouted at: we did nothing wrong and owe you nothing

January 7, 2008 11:45pm

Yah, sad to watch a whole industry commit suicide by stupidity.

Sears infects customer computers with spyware

January 3, 2008 11:10am

I just happened to be at Landmark Mall (near Washington DC) for lunch, so I stopped in the Sears store there. Not all of the computers on display had a live net connection, but some of the laptops did (unsecured WiFi near by) -- so I signed them up!

Privacy state-of-the-planet -- it's not good

December 30, 2007 11:52pm

Hmm. . . map left out the little blank spot that is me.

Music producers mixing for MP3

December 29, 2007 6:57am

Hmm. I've always assumed that mp3 was just a passing phase, and that, as storage and processing hardware got cheaper we'd all move to some as-yet-unknown lossless format.

Irreverant Disneyland insider tees

December 29, 2007 6:49am

Anybody want to clue us about the in-jokes? I'm feeling left out.

CommitteeCaller: phone an entire Congressional committee with one click

December 17, 2007 10:43am

Cool! Can I automate this with a pre-recorded outgoing message? (After all, it only seems fair given the number of hucksterish recordings _THEY_ pelt _MY_ phone with every election season.)

Seriously, though, you get a gold star! Not only for the concept, but for seeing it through.

Analogue Ring with Built-In Microphone

December 13, 2007 7:18pm

Well, I guess what they say about art is true: if you don't have half the audience hating it, you're not edgy enough.

Analogue Ring with Built-In Microphone

December 13, 2007 1:01pm

Attractive?! Dunno about that. But, I wouldn't try to board an airplane in the US wearing it!

Taser death at Vancouver Airport

October 26, 2007 3:57pm

There's plenty of blame to go around for this one. Sad.

Giant Swiss Army Knife Now on Sale

October 25, 2007 5:18pm

Does it have its own little Swiss Army Knife?

Woman dies in security custody at airport

September 30, 2007 10:36am

I used to fly so much that the airlines gave me a Companion Pass (whenever I flew, I could take a second person for free).

Because of the increasing level of "security Theater" nonsense, I haven't flown in going-on five years now.

Come to think of it, now that I don't have to put up with these TSA shenanigans, I do feel much safer!

HOWTO Request your Homeland Security traveler file

September 26, 2007 2:31pm

Citizen,

Thank you for requesting a copy of your Traveler File from the Department of Homeland Security.

Now that we have flagged your entry in our database, we see that your name has not been added to 'The List'. We find this, in and of itself, suspicious.

Due to heightend security concerns, we will be adding your name to 'The List', along with all the personal information you have so thoughtfully provided on your request forms.

Thank you for stepping up and volunteering to participate in our new Closer Look program.

Sincerely
DHS

Airport guard falsely accuses NetStumbler.com creator of making death threat

September 18, 2007 2:51pm


TSA and the rest of the "Security Theater" Players have taken the completely wrong approach.

I admit that it's tough to preserve liberty while providing security. It's a hard job. That doesn't mean we need to make their jobs easier. In fact, I want Law Enforcement and security personnel who are PROUD of how hard their job is! Too hard? Fine, we'll get someone else.

(I thought changing our principles and way of life was the goal of the terrorists.)

Lost scenes from Metropolis found

July 4, 2008 12:13pm

Fourteen 3D printers to choose from

June 18, 2008 12:38pm

BBtv: A Morning at Intelligentsia

June 16, 2008 7:30am

Street-legal bumper cars

June 12, 2008 6:36am

Comcast disconnects Dave Winer

April 17, 2008 7:08am

Door-chain maze

April 2, 2008 12:11am

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