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Mossberg's guide to switching from Windows to Mac
July 5, 2008 12:03am
Star Trike at the 1982 San Diego Comic Con
July 3, 2008 3:34pm
The real issue: does the rider have to manually reconfigure the deflector?
What I remember most about that show is that they always had to reconfigure the deflector. Why didn't the damn thing come configured from the factory? What, did it run Linux or something?
Christopher Hitchens waterboards himself
July 2, 2008 11:41am
It's impressive that he did this, even with the magic hand-signal escape. But it would have been more useful to find out what he'd be willing to say to make it stop.
Could Hitchens be induced to speak some secret truth? Would he just say anything to make it stop? Would the 'administrators' of the technique then even believe him? Would they then drop the technique if it proved unreliable?
These are the important questions, and it would be interesting to find out -- but I don't want to. I don't want to be the country that does this, and I'm disappointed and a little stunned that we even have this conversation.
That Violet Blue thing
July 1, 2008 1:43pm
I, for one, refuse to get involved in this, because any additional posts just perpetuate. . . oh, damn.
Turn your browser into a bizarro-world TV when nothing's on: Neave Television
June 24, 2008 11:14am
More WTF?/min than anything I've seen this month! The 2001 scene is serious brain-hemorrhage material.
Government rules it's legal for government to spy on those not in government
June 20, 2008 6:08pm
TO:
Nevada 2nd district representative Dean Heller.
RE:
H R 6304
MESSAGE:
You're fired!
MMORPG Tycoon: a video game about running a video game company
June 16, 2008 9:47am
I can't wait for the TV news story reporting the internet coverage of this.
What was your first gadget? Mine was the Pilot V-point pen
June 15, 2008 10:15pm
I also admit to a bit of a writing-instrument/paper fetish. After years of experimenting (including with Pilot HiTechs), I finally settled on the Uni-Ball Vision Elite. I find it a very smooth-writing implement.
It's a roller ball, made in Japan, and has the most amazing ink: very fluid but doesn't bleed, drys almost instantly then becomes nearly waterproof. Normally a very fine line, but there's a bit of expression available by controlling the angle and "reserve" (from full pressure on the paper to slightly off). If you're a regular flyer, note: the Vision Elite won't leak (even when your pilot ascends to 47,000 ft and decides to drag everyone else on the airplane with him).
Call me crotchety, but I despise that everything I carry and use daily is mass-produced, soulless, vulgar dross! My remedy is a custom-carved wooden pen barrel. . . a bit of the disappearing rainforrest in my pocket. . . beautiful, smooth, exotic. . . Want to talk fetish?
Street-legal bumper cars
June 12, 2008 7:49am
What excites me is the prospect of actually bumping the idiot driver who just cut me off!
Building the perfect electric cigarette
June 11, 2008 12:32pm
Maybe combine it with that "Taser" thingy a couple stories up?
Puff, zap! "Hey!"
Puff, Zzapp! "Oww! Quit it!"
Puff, ZZAAPPP! "Yeoww! Ok, I'll quit!"
Puff, ZZAAZZAAZZAAPPP! "Holy... Ok, really, I'll quit!"
ATF Leatherman tool kits inscribed: "Always Think Forfeiture.”
June 9, 2008 2:44pm
Actually, maybe we could use this! Pick an attractive item that was sure to be confiscated. Build into it some kind of transmitter/recording device. Presto! We get to find out what's going on behind the scenes.
ATF Leatherman tool kits inscribed: "Always Think Forfeiture.”
June 9, 2008 2:16pm
Running law enforcement as a profit center is just a bad idea.
Dualist Cook System for backpackers
June 4, 2008 10:55am
Joel, you seem to post about treking and travel gear, computing on the move, connecting from the woods, etc. Then I see your post about the 'Premier Supermatic II Cigarette Injector,' and I wonder -- how does that work, exactly? Seems like a bit of a contradiction.
(Not being critical about either smoking or camping, just curious how you manage to align the two.)
T-shirt with picture of armed robot endangers British aviation system
May 31, 2008 10:53am
I used to fly. A lot. So much so that one airline gave me a companion pass (every time I flew, I could take a second person for free).
The security nonsense started and I stopped flying. I've been on one flight in the last five years.
How about a t-shirt that says:
Is your airline
going under?
Ask me why
MediaDefender attacks and cripples Revision3 for locking out its spy-bots
May 29, 2008 4:11pm
After reading what I can find on this situation, it's pretty obvious that MediaDefender acted with intention and malice-aforethought.
I'm tired of these corporogreedsters acting like whiney, selfish 5-year-olds, stomping around the internet as if it's their private sandbox.
MediaDefender needs the legal equivalent of being grasped securely around it's scrawny neck and shaken until it's little pea-brain rattles around in its otherwise empty skull-pan.
Do it Revision3. Do it for us all!
Help us identify mysterious joystick shaft
May 28, 2008 12:37pm
Well, that will certainly reduce sinusoidal depleneration (with the aid of a metapolar refractive pilfrometer, of course). Does your balneation chamber use a base-plate of prefabulated amulite? If you power it with a Fourier transformer, be sure you're discrete about it.
Help us identify mysterious joystick shaft
May 28, 2008 11:10am
Looks like a control lever from a two-way hydraulic spool valve -- probably off of a skid-steer, ditch-witch, or small excavator. Hydraulic-based, but still a joystick!
Microwaved cell phone summons Nyarlathotep
May 27, 2008 9:39pm
Hmm. . . I had a phone just like that -- then I dumped AT&T for one of the lesser Outer Gods (Verizon, I think he's called). Horrible beyond anything you can imagine — but wonderful! Can you hear me now?
Koss Sparkplug headphones are unusable thanks to a goofy mute
May 27, 2008 10:24am
Dude, a dab o' superglue will disable that mute "feature." (Whether you want to continue assailing your ears with the things then is up to you.)
Little Brother signing at the Seattle Public Library this afternoon
May 18, 2008 8:45am
Actually, I kind of like getting a peek at the inner workings. It's easy to buy a book, read it, and never know what effort was required to create it. (Or what it takes to make a go of it in that business.)
Keep sharing, Cory.
Chicago sleepwalks into the surveillance society with "intelligent" networked cameras
May 15, 2008 3:03pm
Perfidy by peeping
Sweet stop-motion video of paintings on public spaces
May 15, 2008 2:35pm
Occasionally, the world is a fantastic place!
Spokane County employee run to ground by Feds for taking pic of weigh station
May 14, 2008 9:13pm
The sheer volume of these stories coming to light is getting to be ridiculous!
I reject the oft-repeated maxims that security vs liberty must be a tradeoff, and that it's worth trampling a few rights if it makes Law Enforcement's job easier.
I don't care if their job is hard. I want it to be hard! And if it's too hard for a few individual LEOs then we'll have to get some others -- others who are proud to do a difficult job and walk a thin line protecting citizens and the Constitution.
Online encyclopedia of all Warner Bros. cartoon ACME brand products
May 12, 2008 2:11pm
What?! No listing for the Illudium Q-36 Explosive Space Modulator? Hmmm. . . must not have been an Acme product.
Linkswap: RockPaperShotgun
May 4, 2008 12:39pm
Well, ok, so I tried it. It was a beautiful, mild spring afternoon. I grabbed my old Sony Vaio laptop, borrowed a beret from my accross-the-hall neighbor (hat person), and sauntered down to the local sidewalk bistro to settle in for some gaming.
No sooner had I connected to an open WiFi and fired up my favorite MMORPG than a man came sauntering down the sidewalk. His exuded a personal quality expressive of lighthearted unconcern. In his hand, he had an Asus Eee PC, on his head, a beret.
He flopped into a seat at the next table, beret askew, legs akimbo, place-setting asunder -- the very image of blithe indifference.
With a nonchalant air I said "I don't like your more-insouciant-than-thou attitude."
He said "I don't care."
Damn!
Linkswap: RockPaperShotgun
May 3, 2008 8:19pm
Margaret Atwood, called. She wants her vocabulary back.
Linkswap: RockPaperShotgun
May 3, 2008 10:16am
"insouciant"?
What, do they game from some sidewalk bistro while wearing matching berets?
Voluminous: app for organizing, fetching and sharing public domain books
April 25, 2008 10:46pm
Great. Now my life is ruined for the next three weeks.
All AT&T phones $0.01 on Amazon today only
April 24, 2008 1:01pm
Don't fall for it!
After multiple experiences with AT&T, I vowed I would never let pass an opportunity to steer people away from these crooks and liars! They are evil incarnate. Do business with AT&T and you will be sorry! You are better off building your own damn phone company than trying to get a fair shake our of AT&T.
Don't believe me? Check the web.
(There, I've done my good deed for the day!)
Soviet kids' book about robots
April 21, 2008 8:24pm
Excellent! A friend gave me "The Spondyloscope" ages ago when I hurt my back -- invaluable! Thanks, for reminding me of Petit's work, and for pointing out the link to the site.
Boing Boing tv: snapshots from shoots.
April 21, 2008 7:17pm
Heh heh! I can tell the photo was taken not far from what was the infamous PepperMill restaurant, whose parking lot is adjacent the Apple campus.
PepperMill was a transplant from Las Vegas, and the waitress' outfits demonstrated it!
So what's there now? A place called BJ's!
Gun owners are the happiest people in the US
April 21, 2008 6:32pm
Look, owning a gun, learning to use it well, and importantly when to use it involves the zen of personal responsibility. And with a gun, the stakes can be high, so the zen value is high.
Being responsible enough to own a gun affirms you have a level of discipline. You might even be disciplined enough for self determination.
What's not to be happy about?
Blogging sweatshop exposed on video
April 18, 2008 7:43pm
Whippersnappers! Why, when I was your age, we blogged on paper tape by punching the holes with our teeth.
Long-lost 1930s John Carter of Mars animation
April 12, 2008 10:00am
Just FYI: ManyBooks.net has pretty much the complete Burroughs works, including the Mars (or is it Barsoom?) series, Tarzan, Lost Continent, The Land that Time Forgot, and more.
http://manybooks.net/datesort/burroughse.html
If you've an interest in science fiction (or science, or fiction), allow yourself a few afternoons with Edgar.
Steampunk Star Wars modded action figures -- woah!
April 11, 2008 12:14am
I love that the lightsabers have power cords!
I wonder if they're interchangeable, or if it's the same situation we have with cell-phone chargers today?
China's instant cities -- jaw-dropping National Geo feature
April 3, 2008 3:45pm
From TFA:
"If forced to choose between your business and your family, which would it be? Of the respondents, 60 percent chose business, and 20 percent chose family. The other 20 percent couldn't make up their minds."
So just imagine where customers and the rest of the world fall on that particular continuum.
Terrorist watchlist screws up lives of innocents
March 20, 2008 10:18pm
Having watched this develop over the last few years, I've just realized that I've been through 'Denial', 'Anger', 'Bargaining', and 'Depression.
(sigh) I guess Acceptance is next.
CBC to release TV broadcast as high-quality, no-DRM BitTorrent download
March 18, 2008 11:38pm
I may be from The States, but Foyle's War has become my guilty pleasure since a Canadian cousin clued me in. I'm hoping this new policy will, eventually, be extended.
In the Year 2000: Nothing Makes Me Happier Than Syd Mead
February 26, 2008 12:14pm
I can stare at Mead's work over and over again, discovering some new engineering-inspired detail each time. Look at the 'knee' joints with the large-diameter, open-center bearings and some kind of circumferential drive. Fantastic!
Seattle World's Fair 1962 picture postcard
February 21, 2008 10:46am
My parents took me to the Seattle World's Fair when it opened. It was an incredible place for a 5-year-old (which I was at the time).
I still remember going up in the Space Needle and, with immense trepidation, walking to the edge of the observation platform. Below were the International Fountains, lit with colored lights timed to brilliant, moving orchestral music. I knew then the world was a fantastic place!
Brick Lane tile art
February 20, 2008 11:55am
Hmm. . . is that blue thing a security camera? So is there, somewhere, a picture of Cory taking a picture of a picture? Cool.
(Count me in for a copy or two of the coffee table book.)
Lego geodesic dome
January 15, 2008 2:24pm
All it needs are little Lego Huey, Dewey and Louie drones.
Lego geodesic dome
January 15, 2008 2:23pm
Yup, definitely reminiscent of the forest domes on the spaceships in Silent Running.
Midwest airlines to passenger who was screwed over and shouted at: we did nothing wrong and owe you nothing
January 7, 2008 11:45pm
Yah, sad to watch a whole industry commit suicide by stupidity.
Sears infects customer computers with spyware
January 3, 2008 11:10am
I just happened to be at Landmark Mall (near Washington DC) for lunch, so I stopped in the Sears store there. Not all of the computers on display had a live net connection, but some of the laptops did (unsecured WiFi near by) -- so I signed them up!
Privacy state-of-the-planet -- it's not good
December 30, 2007 11:52pm
Hmm. . . map left out the little blank spot that is me.
Music producers mixing for MP3
December 29, 2007 6:57am
Hmm. I've always assumed that mp3 was just a passing phase, and that, as storage and processing hardware got cheaper we'd all move to some as-yet-unknown lossless format.
Irreverant Disneyland insider tees
December 29, 2007 6:49am
Anybody want to clue us about the in-jokes? I'm feeling left out.
CommitteeCaller: phone an entire Congressional committee with one click
December 17, 2007 10:43am
Cool! Can I automate this with a pre-recorded outgoing message? (After all, it only seems fair given the number of hucksterish recordings _THEY_ pelt _MY_ phone with every election season.)
Seriously, though, you get a gold star! Not only for the concept, but for seeing it through.
Analogue Ring with Built-In Microphone
December 13, 2007 7:18pm
Well, I guess what they say about art is true: if you don't have half the audience hating it, you're not edgy enough.
Analogue Ring with Built-In Microphone
December 13, 2007 1:01pm
Attractive?! Dunno about that. But, I wouldn't try to board an airplane in the US wearing it!
Taser death at Vancouver Airport
October 26, 2007 3:57pm
There's plenty of blame to go around for this one. Sad.
Giant Swiss Army Knife Now on Sale
October 25, 2007 5:18pm
Does it have its own little Swiss Army Knife?
Woman dies in security custody at airport
September 30, 2007 10:36am
I used to fly so much that the airlines gave me a Companion Pass (whenever I flew, I could take a second person for free).
Because of the increasing level of "security Theater" nonsense, I haven't flown in going-on five years now.
Come to think of it, now that I don't have to put up with these TSA shenanigans, I do feel much safer!
HOWTO Request your Homeland Security traveler file
September 26, 2007 2:31pm
Citizen,
Thank you for requesting a copy of your Traveler File from the Department of Homeland Security.
Now that we have flagged your entry in our database, we see that your name has not been added to 'The List'. We find this, in and of itself, suspicious.
Due to heightend security concerns, we will be adding your name to 'The List', along with all the personal information you have so thoughtfully provided on your request forms.
Thank you for stepping up and volunteering to participate in our new Closer Look program.
Sincerely
DHS
Airport guard falsely accuses NetStumbler.com creator of making death threat
September 18, 2007 2:51pm
TSA and the rest of the "Security Theater" Players have taken the completely wrong approach.
I admit that it's tough to preserve liberty while providing security. It's a hard job. That doesn't mean we need to make their jobs easier. In fact, I want Law Enforcement and security personnel who are PROUD of how hard their job is! Too hard? Fine, we'll get someone else.
(I thought changing our principles and way of life was the goal of the terrorists.)
Lost scenes from Metropolis found
July 4, 2008 12:13pm
Boing Boing Gadgets presents X-Maple pixel-flutter reduction block for PCIe
June 24, 2008 7:26am
Smithsonian copyright-free images on Flickr
June 19, 2008 3:24am
Fourteen 3D printers to choose from
June 18, 2008 12:38pm
BBtv: A Morning at Intelligentsia
June 16, 2008 7:30am
Street-legal bumper cars
June 12, 2008 6:36am
Help me dream up compartments for my Jet Age entertainment console
June 11, 2008 11:24am
Giger-esque furniture from old motorbikes
June 10, 2008 10:37am
Rocket car spotted on the streets of LA
June 8, 2008 11:57pm
WikiProteins: a collaborative space for biologists to annotate proteins
May 28, 2008 5:29am
Power On Self Test: Etch-A-Photoshop
May 26, 2008 2:52am
Colors! turns Nintendo DS into pocket Wacom Cintiq
May 24, 2008 8:31pm
Weezer video stars lots of YouTube celebs
May 23, 2008 12:20pm
The "Tunstallator": wacky gizmocentric new KT Tunstall video from Chris Bran
May 19, 2008 1:53pm
Six ton excavator strips a woman (to her negligee, not the bone)
May 19, 2008 10:19am
Sweet stop-motion video of paintings on public spaces
May 15, 2008 1:31pm
Online encyclopedia of all Warner Bros. cartoon ACME brand products
May 12, 2008 10:53am
1.4GB of personal data recovered from botnet server
May 6, 2008 9:24am
Free Little Brother for librarians, teachers, etc -- a tipjar alternative for people who loved the free ebook
May 6, 2008 7:12am
If ABC ran the Lincoln-Douglas Debates
April 19, 2008 4:36am
Comcast disconnects Dave Winer
April 17, 2008 7:08am
Door-chain maze
April 2, 2008 12:11am
MAKE is looking for an online manager
March 12, 2008 5:13pm
In the Year 2000: Nothing Makes Me Happier Than Syd Mead
February 26, 2008 5:23am
No friends yet.


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