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Grand Theft Are You Fcking Kidding Me
April 30, 2008 4:48pm
Super Mario as Unreal Tournament level
April 26, 2008 12:28pm
Nice mod, but the motion in 'flat 3D' makes my head hurt.
11 students suspended for banana prank
April 23, 2008 8:42pm
"...he put a banana in your tail pipe?! And what kind of sandwich did you have?"
Between the state of our school systems and the act itself, this didn't trouble a soul. Except those living in fear of gorilla and banana clad terrorists.
Ludicrously expensive bottled water for rich morons
April 11, 2008 11:03am
Ill stick with my $3.50, 24 bottle, 1 liter case from Walmart thanks.
Ive worked in the hospitality industry for awhile and BS like this rolls around occasionally (this particular deal is a couple years old). Its the peak of a empty niche market that you just want to vigorously shake your head. How trite it is, and not to mention the lost souls with money to burn (or think they have) that sucker into it. 40k'year'illionaries, get on it!
Air New Zealand plane passengers "fumigated alive"
April 1, 2008 5:45pm
I think the bugs will be back before those passengers...
Unusually-named toy doll sets
March 29, 2008 3:21pm
The 'modern' mom looks like she stole the jacket from Dr. Brown in Back to the Future 2.
200 students and other teens celebrate end of school term with outdoor orgy
March 27, 2008 6:26pm
If not mentioned already, thisll go nicely right up there with those Argentinian 'Pokemon' orgy kids profiled not long ago.
And in other news, a word to the wise, do not cheese grate your thumb.
Yellow Drum Machine Robot is Cute as a Button
March 24, 2008 11:20am
Before you know it, itd be battery dead after tapping the wall for 10mins. Best to place in its natural environment laden with empty jugs and partial filled glasses!
Alien Abduction festival photo gallery
March 22, 2008 11:22am
Well thats one way to get customers into your porn shop... >_>
Air safety proposal: shock-bracelets controlled by flight attendants
March 20, 2008 9:18pm
As mentioned, this is utterly nonsensical. Their intended system of activation looks clumsy at best. By the simplest method of activation, simply waving a remote to activate the bracelet, even a trained user will likely miss their target or 'taze' a wide swath of innocents in the heat of the moment and potentially add a number of medical situations to the ongoing threat. If it is a specific frequency / code to each bracelet, in an emergency how is the crew to identify the unique code or label the specific wearer as a threat? Maybe a on-board visual monitor to ID people standing up in the case of a hijacking? Would you just taze everyone placed in the a 'potential threat' group and hope you got the actual aggressor? Its certainly not something thats going to have a reaction time to stop a concealed, fast acting threat like an explosive or a takeover that subdues the passenger crew quickly. In the worst case scenario that this kind of device was ever implemented, it would need to be a hierarchical / zone based system with emergency manual backup. The most vital points of the plane would be unaccessible to a passenger with a shock following transgression (ie. a shock to anyone entering the cockpit other than plane crew). Perhaps the same in regards to handling crew with a delayed timer that shocked a hostage taker or assailant (not someone who brushed or touched a steward/ess).
Also, enforcing the RFID'ing of a whole airports worth of flyers to their luggage would require another paid employee and dedicated system to monitor the correlation passenger and bag. Even then its a loss as mistakes happen, people forget their bag somewhere, and all hell is unleashed as a result (in turn compromising the security of the airport as attention is focused elsewhere). It wont stop a TSA thief from stealing your possessions during inspection or help you retrieve a lost bag.
As all things with our current flight and airport security you know it'll be faulty from the beginning or misused in practice and more of a liability than a benefit. Hope the people that are not at the top of the company or rich enough to charter enjoy their own product.
Nudist typeface has pixellated "naughty bits"
March 19, 2008 9:56am
Would consider this more of a "type treatment within a design" concept than purely a font since the topic application would be somewhat limited. Good ideas all the same. :)
Brain surgery with regular Bosch power drill
March 18, 2008 9:31am
Waiting for the Bosch medical journal ad...
Steampunk motorcycle
March 18, 2008 8:47am
Well at least you can cast away your fears of a car chasing dog coming after you with that shrill startup.
NET-2000 Shooting Net Rod Makes Anyone a Webslinger
March 17, 2008 12:24pm
Might be a nice booby trap in a bank or something but otherwise Id be wary of using this on anyone with a gun with all that range of motion (with consideration to a calm, non-flailing target...)
Measuring cup with unusual units of measure
March 17, 2008 12:15pm
Product author must live in a mighty wet state as a T-Rex brain would likely be enough red wine to get you over the top in Arizona.
Sweded remake of Star Wars
March 15, 2008 7:10am
Could just be me but the tie fighter pilot, at around 00:56, looks like their wearing a top hat. May just be another chicken bucket but Id like to think it was a top hat.
Funny toilet paper dispensers
March 14, 2008 6:05pm
At those dimensions, if it was just in the cap what tissue they show coming out would be the extent of the roll...
Obsolete skills
March 2, 2008 12:46am
I suppose the list has some merit when obsolete skills include 'common sense'. >.>
$31 million worth of lost valuables on the TSA's watch
March 1, 2008 1:53pm
Agree with LakeLady.
Arrange your luggage so that only a minimal amount of valuable property, at best, is checked in and available for theft. That they've put a $ sign in front of how much has been stolen doesn't change the fact that theft happens in baggage, has been happening, for a long time. There is simply just more opportunity now.
If you cant move the mountain, go around. Have some common sense about your property and that there is always the potential of somebody looking to steal it when nobody is looking.
Scissor mobile
February 29, 2008 8:47pm
Why bother with the all the work of running with scissors, just hang where they can be conveniently wandered into...
DVD of galactic simulations now online for free
February 27, 2008 9:05pm
Yes to Comcast, Id forgotten about their p2p shenanigans (hopefully the workaround soon to be will work -_- ).
DVD of galactic simulations now online for free
February 27, 2008 5:42pm
DVD is $15.
Otherwise expect gridlock quality torrent speeds.
How people around the world count money -- video
February 27, 2008 11:55am
Read a little deeper and the poster says, "my experiences being to many countries, also
living at an international dormitory for 3 years with many people from diffrent countries".
So some of it could be humorous but its probably a case of generalization of their experience. Its a big world and someone somewhere in every country is probably doing it in one of those styles.
"In Russia, money counts you".
100 Days of Monsters: book showcases blob-to-monster art
February 25, 2008 10:04am
Or we could do James Harveys 100 pirates in 100 days as well, because of course pirates > monsters
http://www.flickr.com/photos/34927237@N00/sets/72157594481101286/
CERN photos in Nat'l. Geo: The God Particle
February 23, 2008 10:04pm
This is one of those circumstances that just about any photo taken is going to be a good one. The wild, bright, almost fashion or design-like color scheme of the parts is just appealing unto itself. And that is not to mention the complexity and symmetry of it all.
Giant Gort robot model for auction
February 23, 2008 7:21pm
Maybe someone can build a home theater to go with this.
Site helps you find rotten neighbors
February 22, 2008 12:52pm
#15
Im most certain, but I could be wrong, that there is a function on this site for praise as well as complaint. That or it was another site. >.>
Bed looks like it was designed by Apple
February 21, 2008 9:40am
Does it come with optional Barbie, Space Shuttle, or Tonka decals?
I trust the sides of this neo-poster bed are made of some kind of memory material because all the doors in your house would need to be double frenchies to fit it. Lets not talk about hallways, wall, and facade nicks.
LISTEN YOUR MUSIC! (Cant tell if that was english related or "I couldnt fit 'your' and still balance this design")
Fusion reactor Google Talks video
February 21, 2008 6:25am
Sorry Cokeman. BB is a fickle vending machine. While accepting a lot of the change dropped in and spitting out the goods, oddly at times it refuses the crispest of bills.
Personally Id like to know where the follow up bit is that I submitted about the man who (with some help in part from BB) saved, through petition, his generational house from a highway project in South Carolina.
Fusion reactor Google Talks video
February 20, 2008 6:05pm
Indeed sad at the passing of Bussard. Quite apparent that he was one of those whose brain just kept going but the body didnt. Physics and engineering aside, as I dont understand most of it, he's a good story teller and humorous. Good video.
Swedish couple fined for naming their child "Brfxxccxxmnpcccclll mmnprxvclmnckssqlbb11116"
February 20, 2008 9:57am
I prefer Optimus Prime, but thats been done.
Just call the kid 'Random' or 'Faulty Keyboard'
The horrors of plant-animal hybridization
February 20, 2008 6:27am
That slig meat will be delicious I tell you.
Giant fossilized frog named after Satan
February 19, 2008 5:33pm
"Basically, they eat anything smaller that walks by" So as far as the prehistoric frog goes, pets and small children. Nom nom.
Gigantic domino run
February 19, 2008 3:10pm
Home-made pyramid-shaped electric vehicle
February 19, 2008 9:14am
So maybe $5000 was spent on the car and 55k on the actual flying saucer (or pyramid) in his garage?
Seriously though, the materials in that vehicle couldnt have cost that much, unless it was all cost of labor or theres a gold brick in one of those compartments. Should have just purchased that golf cart in the background and put the shell on that.
Behemoth printer is practically a wall
February 18, 2008 8:51am
Well Paul you lucked out, when econo printers were not necessarily the swear word they are today. :(
And on topic, mmm all those finely design trays and doors.
R2D2 cake
February 18, 2008 8:46am
Taste would likely include flavors of cardstock, wood, possibly metal, chewy mostly tasteless sugar and then some cake. In most cases these cakes are a lie.
Psycho inspired bathroom
February 13, 2008 10:45am
All implied, Tak. Odd enough wandering into your friends bathroom and finding 'blood' anywhere. Bates Motel neon sign is a nice touch.
Pictures of guys in clubs with spray tans
February 8, 2008 7:55pm
@29
As a functionary in club-land, all I have to say is that the pout (beyond the Zoolander reference) is a universal pose for this crowd, like flipping the bird at the camera. Its transcended cliche and become a norm.
New Jersey prototype
http://youtube.com/watch?v=0w0c0DOLrsw
(NSFW, and youve probably seen but always worth another watch.)
Doombuggies.com's 10th anniversary Haunted Mansion bash: a swinging wake for Mansion trufans
January 24, 2008 2:00pm
Love the logo. Much can and has been said about Disney's animation but their design is equally top notch.
Rant on bad haircut spotted at bar
January 24, 2008 1:56pm
So would this be a future, balding head of the hard rock musician with said chops and elevated hair which at this time I am completely unable to find or think to name. *smacks head against wall.
CoolMiniOrNot: HotOrNot site for sculpted, painted miniatures
January 24, 2008 12:00pm
The affections for the small, colorful, and detailed, all in one package that is the mini.
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Sadly the shock never gets boring for the ones that make the most noise.