@ bibliotek
how about
NO
in foil, glued to an undershirt (vest).

@ takuan
given obama's feigned ignorance of the NAU, I begin to think unfortunately, that he's a very slick puppet

perhaps by 'fighting crickets' it is meant 'in the fight against crickets'.
when i was a nipper our lawn was infested with the noisy blighters, so we'd take a bottle of soapy water with a spout not dissimilar to the ones shown, poke it down the cricket's hole in the ground and empty it. the crickets would come crawling out a minute later to escape the flooding and they could easily be caught as they came above ground.