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I was always confused by the two Darrens when I was a kid. One day you'd see the old Darren and the next the new Darren (this was when they were playing reruns) I always just thought maybe Endora had changed him or something. And I thought he was stupid, anyway. A wife who could grant your every wish and he forbids her to use witchcraft. I always figured she could at least have permission to use it to clean the house.
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