Even Cory can still be suckered by an April Fools prank. This product was part of ThinkGeek's annual tradition of great fake gear.

http://www.thinkgeek.com/stuff/looflirpa/

A little greasemonkey should make it possible to reemvowel all comments. Here's a site that will do it for you manually:

http://www.disemvowelment.com/reemvowel.html

the only nitpick i can find is that the day headings above each pie graphic should list the actual store hours (e.g. open 9am - 9pm). otherwise, this sign is perfectly cromulent.

The same AP source you used for this story announced on 9/19 that it was heart disease, not a head-butt, that killed the man.

AP story - http://tinyurl.com/ysgfyy