+1 for the Sharpmaker.

@Skaven:

You're totally right! Like, every day I run into people who ask me "what's so bad about terrorists, anyway?"

And I'm all like, "dude, they beheaded this guy!"

And they're all like, "well, that's just like some sort of fraternity prank, dude!"

So, like, we ought to make people watch that beheading video at dinner, y'know?

I though my Red's battery had died last month with similar symptoms to your gray, but I found an item on the iRobot site about resetting the charging system, and now "robot" is kicking a's and taking n's.

http://preview.tinyurl.com/23qkqc

@Welllfleet:

He's undoubtedly referring to Lake Shore Drive in Chicago, rather than lysergic acid diethylamide.