TSA is full of bad ideas. Like requiring you to not have a college degree to get a job there. Or training new employees in a building that's no better than a strip mall. I've been through the process and never before was I afraid of a terrorist attack via airplanes. Now I know who exactly is guarding them and am more than wary.

funniest*

'I was googling around trying to figure out a system to lock up my pot so I wouldn't be tempted for a while, but to have it become available automatically after a set period of time.'

that was the lead-in i've read all week.